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How to Steal Clothes

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Published: Jun 04, 2008 8:28 p.m.
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(NOTE: My first egg. Sorry about the ’lack-of-image’)

This is guide made from personal experience. My entire wardrobe of clothes were stolen, since I have no source of income and my Dad doesn’t buy me clothes. I want you to know that shoplifting can be extremely addictive, so make sure you can handle yourself. For instance, I told myself I would only steal my clothes for school every summer, and I did.

So how do you steal clothes? How do you get the tags off? Where are the best places to go? In this tutorial you’ll learn all these things and more..

WHERE TO GO...

One of the most important things in shoplifting clothes is knowing which stores to go to. Well this depends on what skill level shoplifter you are. An experienced one can basically lift at any store in the mall if he/she plans right and follows through. As for a beginner, I suggest you begin at Dillards and Mervan’s. Both stores have terrible ap (asset protection) and most of the clothes don’t have electronic tags. Also, there aren’t a whole lot of camera’s either. The more you study stores, the more you realize that they reley on different kinds of security. For instance, Macy’s releys on tags so much that there are only 2 camera’s in the men’s section.
The next time you visit the mall, I suggest you go through every anchor store and document the security systems. For the pourpose of time and space, I’ll focus on Dillards and Mervan’s in this tutorial.

HOW TO PULL IT OFF

Before you begin you’re journey, you must dress right. The ideal shoplifting outfit is a casual longsleeve button up shirt with a high collar and slacks. Just trust me on this.
So you walk into Dillards. To make sure you don’t look suspisious, go with some friends and don’t look rigid and nervous. Joke around and have fun, but most importantly, ACT LIKE YOU’RE SHOPPING! If you don’t look like you belong there, ap will soon be hovering over you. Also, if you are younger than 14, then I suggest you go with some older people to look legit.
Now decide what you want. Pants? Shirts? How many? etc... I suggest you only lift single articles of clothing for your first time, so you don’t sketch out. For shirts, this is what you do:

1. find the shirt you want. As you do this, take some mediocore shirts and lay them over your arm. After you find a cool shirt, fold the sides in then fold it in half. Now place it under the other shirts so it’s completely not seen. Make sure you do this when your back is to a camera, or if there aren’t any camera’s at all. Also, if you don’t know how to cut tags, then pick a shirt with no tags.

2. Go to the dressing rooms. I know that in Dillards no one counts your clothes, (unless it’s a holiday or something), but a camera keeps see’s you walk in. That’s why the good shirt is concealed, so it looks like you come out with the same number of shirts you went in with.

3. Now that you’re in, pull off your shirt. put on the good shirt, then put on your shirt over it. Look in the mirror and MAKE SURE none of the stolen shirt is showing. This is why a high collar shirt is good. After that, take the other shirts off the hanger and ruffle them up a little to make it look like you tried them on. If you want, you can really try one on and show your friends outside, asking how you look, etc..

4. When you finally leave the dressing room, make sure you have the other clothes with you. Ask an attendent to put them back, then calmly take your time to leave. DON’T RUSH IT, or the ap will grow suspicious. So you finally leave the store. You did it, congrats.


Remember that the same method applies with pants. Pants are even easier that shirts when have slacks or kaki’s on.

TAGS

There are 2 types of tags: Ink tags and electronic tags. Electronic tags are the ones you have to really worry about, since they make the sensors BEEP! ^.^ So to get off an electronic tag, you need wire cutters. Get really thin ones, and if you can, get parrot beak ones. When you get into the dressing room, get out your cutters and slip it as hard as you can under the little plastic circle. now clip off the metal strip. At first it might seem hard, but keep trying, you’ll get it. To get rid of the tag, slip it into the pocket of one of the pants you brought in the dressing room. When you come out, put the pants back on the rack.
Ink tags are easy. They don’t make the sensors beep, so all you need to know is how to get them off. Stick the article of clothing in a freezer. When it finally freezes, just clip it off and the ink will be froze. There are other ways, but that’s the easiest.

TIPS:

-Act as if you belong in the store you’re in.

-Don’t sketch out. Remember that AP is terrible in Department stores and the first time you get caught is always a warning (unless you stole a fuckload)

-Have fun and be creative! This is a tried and true method, but there are many more methods, some perhaps better. Don’t be afraid to experiment! :D


So that’s it. Have fun!

I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY SHENANAGINS YOU GET IN. THIS IS WRITTEN FOR EDUCATION ONLY!!!!! Haha
 

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Firesale

Jun 05, 2008 12:16 am -
im sure your gonna receive flak about the "this is my first egg part" however its a good egg IMO. even thou it will be dropped cause its about stealin thanks for posting. 5* from me. pics are good but not nessicary and dont see it possible to take pics stealin clothing without getting caught


Kanye

Jun 05, 2008 1:08 am -
Yea pretty good egg 5*. But isn’t his gonna get dropped?


Firesale

Jun 05, 2008 2:11 am -
of course it will soon as the mods see it. but doesnt mean its not a good egg. surprised knowone eles has commented. i guess they rather wait to see what everyone eles reaction is so they can jump on the bandwagon regardless of there true opinion


Kanye

Jun 05, 2008 3:30 am -
Quote:
i guess they rather wait to see what everyone eles reaction is so they can jump on the bandwagon regardless of there true opinion

Thats true seeing as the ratings going down, but the kid did put effort into this egg regardless the rules.


CleanseTheDoors

Jun 05, 2008 5:12 pm -
I wish that the rules banning theft eggs weren’t in place because this could have been great. Then again, eggs like this have been posted dozens of times before so its not really a fresh idea.
Overall I’ll give it a two because this type of egg has been done before.


ShitHead-9497

Jun 05, 2008 6:46 pm -
4 stars


Dodge

Jun 05, 2008 8:01 pm -
You write well. That’s a plus...
Read the rules if you want your eggs to be accepted.
23 points from me.


Firesale

Jun 06, 2008 6:01 pm -
were able to donate points now? when did that start?


Kanye

Jun 09, 2008 3:55 pm -
Quote:
were able to donate points now? when did that start?

No dodge is just saying that whatever he rated will get that kid 23 points, because hes a higher member.


m0rtified_p3nguin

J n 10, 2008 3:13 pm -
accepted :)


Tantrum

Jun 10, 2008 3:38 pm -
:D


oracle

Jun 12, 2008 9:58 pm -
5

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