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Scarlett-156

Nov 19, 2009 1:00 pm - I just had to share


(peopleofwalma t (dot) com) ;)

~~~ yours in Chaos, Scarlett

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Scarlett 156

Nov 19, 2009 1:08 pm -


GYP-SAMpile

Nov 19, 2009 2:19 pm -
lol thats gnarly yo


m0rtified_p3nguin

Nov 19, 2009 2:29 pm -
i would motorboat the shit out of that... not


Scarlett-156

Nov 19, 2009 5:56 pm -
^^^ ROFL.


The__Overlord

Nov 19, 2009 7:17 pm -
If boobs made sounds those would be quadraphonic and Frank Zappa would have an ode to them.

XD
Back Boobs = BaBoobs


DaddySpook

Nov 20, 2009 1:29 am -
How hawt is that


Scarlett-156

Nov 20, 2009 8:23 am -
Hey, four’s gotta be twice as nice, right..? That way it don’t matter which way she’s facin! YEEEEHAW!!!


Fami y_Guy

Nov 19, 2009 2:23 am - Nope
Not happenin’

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Scarlett-156

Nov 17, 2009 9:59 am - Now here’s some shit for ya!!
Our POTUS & the Fort Hood shooter are apparently personally acquainted: http://bit.ly/2IbZ7h (pg 29).

No wonder he’s telling us not to "jump to conclusions"...

(I’m not going to sign this with the usual "yours in Chaos" because it appears that Chaos now reigns supreme...)

NOTE: I have now received three letters from Clegg and he’s actually starting to enjoy the Army a bit. Will wonders never cease...? (xoxo Scarlett)


Scarlett-156

ov 16, 2009 8:03 pm - Cross-eyed Mary
Who would be a poor man, a beggarman, a thief --
if he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
from a laughing baby’s mouth
if he could take it from the money man?

Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again.
She signs no contract
but she always plays the game.
She dines in Hampstead village
on expense accounted gruel,
and the jack-knife barber drops her off at school.

Laughing in the playground (gets no kicks from little boys:
would rather make it with a letching grey)—
or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung,
who watches through the railings as they play.

Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along.
She’s a poor man’s rich girl
and she’ll do it for a song.
She’s a rich man stealer
but her favour’s good and strong.
She’s the Robin Hood of Highgate—
helps the poor man get along…

(Jethro Tull)


ziggy-6956

Nov 16, 2009 11:48 am - suspended?
Got a 10 day suspension possibly 8 not sure yet. last yr showed my friends a gun at school got kicked out for 3/4 of the school yr and got let back in for the last two mths now its a new school yr last yr I was failing 3 classes this yr im passing everything with fair marks and some great marks and have taken counciling for the school and phyciatric tests to prove im not crazy.

So this year ive been trying to be the bigger person to the person who snitched on me by being nice and there gf just moved here when I started coming back. The snitch has always hated me andIve been realy good friends with his girlfriend but now he has her turned against me and today i had a meeting with the principal and superintendant.

They said that I was touching her around the waist n shit and that I started making gun gestures with my hands making bang noises saying that I was going to go home get my gun and keep her hostage. Now she said this happened 2 and a half weeks ago and her excuse for not telling earlier was cuz she was sick for a week.

She said it happened in math class but every math class im taking corespondance but im in the room with everyone else I have my music on so loud that I cant hear anyone else,and I work silently in math and dont goof around we sit next to eachother and used to talk during math like 2 mths ago but then I started listening to music during class and dont talk to anyone.

All of this is not true except the touching thing I was once pushed into her by someone else ruff housing and one time she was teasing me so I lightly whipped the back of her calf anyways I got suspended for 8-10days and scince my history isnt so great I could possibly be kicked out for good.

I offered to take a polygraph(lie detector test) but they wouldnt do it they said they would look at the results, but not set one up so I called the police- general services and asked about getting one and they said they cant give them to the public and they cost 1000$ minimum.

I dont know what to do. Not to many people like me in my school and shes friends with alot off ppl so she could get more people to make things up so I get in trouble. What should I do? Discuss

P.S. Sorry for the bad grammar it wont let me fix stuff unless I erase the whole thing.

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MURDERMA TER

Nov 16, 2009 1:07 pm -
you have a few things to do.

1. try to goto another class so they she can’t lie about you.

2. lie and say you diched your gun

3. if they lie again sue get the polyghragh and when you win use some of the settlement to pay for it.

4. distance your self from them if you can.

5. use a recording device to have in math class if (no conversation was exchanged then there fucked).

6. runaway

well there go and yes i know some of these are shitty idea’s.


timmydogman

Nov 16, 2009 1:38 pm -
Damn,
just try to stay away from her...


zig y-6956

Nov 16, 2009 1:45 pm -
bringing the gun to school happened last yr thats why they dont beleve me Im talking about the touching and supposedbly saying id keep her hostage but I never said those things and I cant get the polygraph I tryed btw Lie about what I keep telling the truth Cuz I didnt do anything wrong


MURDERMASTER

Nov 16, 2009 2:35 pm -
all right just ignore diching the gun you still have 5 more option’s btw by runaway i meant move to a diffrent school iwas drunk when i wrote this


myincrediblycreativenam

Nov 16, 2009 5:59 pm -
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all right just ignore diching the gun you still have 5 more option’s btw by runaway i meant move to a diffrent school iwas drunk when i wrote this


I don’t see much of a difference between that and your other posts on this site, You’re Welcome Buddy

Anyways, Ziggy:

Do you know any teachers who you are, well a good upstanding student to? Any teachers that you like to talk to, normal conversation, not classroom learning talk. What I’m getting at here, is, are there any teachers that might be able to at least put a good word in for you, saying you cleaned up your act and are a good student as far as they are concerned. It won’t fix everything, but it will help your case especially if you are being truthful and really have brought up your grades and are doing well.

Also, this may sound like a dumb question, but did you simply plead the entire story to the Superintendent and the Principal?

I’m speaking of the entire back story leading up to this; her and you being good friends, her boyfriend hating you, him probably being jealous that you and her were good friends, and the fact that it did take her 2 and a half weeks to report this. Pose the question to them, why if she was "sick" for a week, did she still take 2.5 weeks to report it? There is 1.5 weeks leftover there, so what happened during that time that she didn’t feel the need to report it? For that matter, bring up the question to the principal and superintendent, If she was so appalled and violated by you doing that, why she did not make a scene in the classroom and/or report it to the teacher.

I hope this helps a bit. But seriously, its worth a shot, and if they ask you why you took a day to bring all this up, tell them the truth. You went home, went on a forum to just get some advice, and someone came on and suggested you do this. For that matter, print out the response if you really don’t think they’ll believe you.


Scarlett-156

Nov 16, 2009 6:45 pm -
lol


GlennDanzig

Nov 17, 2009 4:53 am -
Quote:
lol

im with scarlett on this one


ziggy-6956

Nov 17, 2009 2:31 pm -
thanx for the advice


TheDude5k

ov 15, 2009 7:50 pm - They called me The Glimmer Man
Suffice to say, to the liberals that I hunted, I was known as the Glimmer Man.

There’d be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you’d be dead!

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MURDERMA TER

Nov 16, 2009 2:36 pm -
FUCKING LIBREALS


TheDude5k

Nov 16, 2009 5:40 pm -
You know, when liberals wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, I think they’re probably happy. Pleased at what they see. And that disturbs me. So I’m gonna take it on as my responsibility to make sure that they never get to wake up and look in the mirror again.


jon 8660

Nov 16, 2009 8:39 pm -
fucking liberals, being happy and shit,
fuckers


Sc rlett-156

Nov 15, 2009 10:14 am - My dad, lol
In the past, whenever I have asked my dad if he wants to drive up to where I live and go out for dinner or a beer or something, he gets angry and says he’s "too busy". This has always hurt my feelings. I always had a really bad relationship with my parents--they were quite mean to me as a kid and if I wasn’t essentially such an asshole I guess I would have been extremely traumatized by it. Over the years I’ve tried to get to be friends with Mom and Dad. I figure they’ll probably die some day and I don’t want for things just to stay bad, right?

So check this out:

I recently discovered (from talking to a friendly lady at my local store) that my dad had offered one of these retarded crackers that lives in my neighborhood a new bike if that person would watch me and tell him if I was "dating" anybody. LOL!!! XD

Would you feel like "dating" anyone if a bunch of retards was watching you all the time...? (That’s a rhetorical question; I would hope in your case, Dear Reader, that the answer would of course be "no", but do what thou wilt!)

Apparently he also told this same person that my computer does not belong to me, but belongs to him. The last time he blew up at me and accused me of using "his" computer for things other than work (I actually use my OTHER computer which was given to me for free by my employer for work, and this one for writing, art, and entertainment) I offered to give it back to him and he said he has no use for it. (I guess that makes him a liar, huh? Indeed, if I listed the lies he’s told to me and others the list would stretch on endlessly.)

In thinking the situation over, I think it would make a lot more sense if my dad would encourage me to work and make money, and tell the retarded crackers to leave me alone; then instead of having to buy them new bikes he and my mom could be getting regular checks in the mail from me. (Who in this world doesn’t owe money to Mom and Dad...? And yet in the past when I’ve tried to give my parents money they will not cash the checks. There’s some guilt, or something, for ya! I guess I’m worth more to them as entertainment... perhaps they will be sorry… yes… I think they will!) 

I keep wondering if I’m going to end up being like my dad. That kinda scares me a little. I don’t think I’m like him yet, though, so there’s hope.

Since I found out the above information, I told my dad that he is to stay completely away from me, and that if I see him I will obtain a restraining order against him. (If any of you retarded crackers is reading this, there might be more than a new bike in it for you if you can prove he’s been hanging around here! :D I just obtained a third job so that I can get some wheels, so I plan to have plenty of $$$ in the forseeable future.) (I could go into how my dad has prevented me from getting a car not just once but three times now, but it would take too long to type out and I’m supposed to be working right now.)

I hope everybody is having a wonderful weekend. xoxoxo


Dodge

Nov 14, 2009 9:18 pm - HOLY CONTROL, BATMAN!
I’m druckin’ funk as hell, and I didn’t make any topics about it or make any retarded posts during my inebriation.
Imagine that!

I actually don’t enjoy the drunkenness anymore. All it does is kill my motor skills and make me dehydrated.
Mrs. Dodge likes it though. She says it loosens me up. So I bend.

5* to whoever doesn’t piss me off.

PS- Even being drunker than I’ve been in 6 months, I still remembered to spell-check (FTW). The only thing that came up was "druckin’" . Not bad, huh?

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Dodge

Nov 14, 2009 9:27 pm -
I also realize that there was absolutely no real reason for posting this blog, but w/e. I’m off to bed. 5* in the AM.


m0rtified_p3nguin

No 14, 2009 9:42 pm -
Doesn’t look like you’ve gone to bed yet!
I applaud your grammar skills. It’s a chore for me to type like that regularly


DaddySpook

Nov 15, 2009 5:09 am -
I was pretty drunckin myself last night,feeling a tad delicate today so I have decided hair of the dog is the best option.


MURDERMASTER

Nov 15, 2009 8:39 am -
i was stoned last night


Scarlett-156

Nov 15, 2009 12:44 pm -
I don’t need a 5, just posting to see if you have me on block or not. :D

I stopped drinking back in June; I’ve only been drunk a couple of times since then. (And they were memorable times yo! I bet my cowardly cracker redneck neighbor remembers the last time really really well...)

I don’t ever want to stop drinking like completely, but I’m glad I stopped by about like 95%. It really isn’t that much fun anymore, and I don’t want to get to the point to where some dumbass doctor tells me I have to quit "or else". (Pfft! doctors! what do they know?) Since it seems you might have cardiac problems, it’s probably best to keep boozeahol to a minimum. My blood pressure has been totally normal since I stopped.

I < 3 U DODGE!!! (platonically speaking, of course! xoxox


Dodge

Nov 15, 2009 2:16 pm -
Scarlett, you’ll take my 5* and like it.
I really don’t drink often either. The Missus brought home a 12 pack outta the blue, and it was calling me. I vaguely remember posting this blog. :-)

5*ing everyone now....


Noble_Cr es

Nov 13, 2009 8:22 pm - Happy Friday 13th
Happy friday 13th,

How was yours?

My mom found out i smoke Weed. :D (Not saying this as a hardass) just kinda goes with the unlucky day

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Acid_Wir

Nov 14, 2009 8:37 am - ...
Was uneventful. A group of students freshman through senior (High school) came through the shop, and watched us weld for a bit, but I just sort of worked on my grades instead of demonstrating my monstrously awesome cutting skills. Apparently the school doesn’t want to be liable for me causing potential customers to catch fire, neh?


Noble_Cries

Nov 14, 2009 9:15 pm -
Lol yea, most places steer away from burning customers. Good to hear all was well. Tonight was great. I just bought a new bubbler 3 days ago.

Me and 2 of my friends got high as balls, and my friend’s mom went and got us all Smoked chicken wings and potato wedges from a local place. And we watched "Paranormal Activity".

5*s on your profile btw.


The__Overlo d

Nov 11, 2009 1:47 pm - Happy 40th Birthday to Me!
Argggg I feel old!

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jon-8660

Nov 11, 2009 1:58 pm -
my parents are younger than you


TheAquaduct

Nov 11, 2009 2:09 pm -
Happy birthday! Remember 40 is the new 10!


Pyro_Astronaut

Nov 11, 2009 2:10 pm -
Happy birthday to you!
5*


Scarlett-156

Nov 11, 2009 3:10 pm -
Happy birthday. :)


Dod e

Nov 11, 2009 4:39 pm -
Happy birthday! I would have baked you a cake, but pi seemed so much more appropriate. Pumpkin pi.



:-D
5*


TOMMY_BOY

ov 11, 2009 4:41 pm -
Happy Happy Birthday to you!

5* for you!


l3L00cl

Nov 11, 2009 8:21 pm -
Midlife crisis beginning in 5...4...3...


colin_fiat

ov 11, 2009 8:53 pm -
Don’t panic, it was my 43rd two weeks ago. I lived to tell about it.


The__Overlord

Nov 12, 2009 6:31 pm -
Thanks everyone (except jon who made me feel older) :P

Five to all who posted (even jon).


Lisk

Nov 13, 2009 7:50 am -
Happy birthday gimp.

Sorry if im a day or two late, it wasnt in the blogs yesterday.

Fives for the 40year old.


H-Dogg

Nov 13, 2009 8:18 pm -
Isn’t 40 when women reach their sexual peak?

No, wait... that’s 30.

Been there, done that. Got to call the airline and cancel my reservation.


Acid_Wire

N v 14, 2009 8:39 am - ...
Happy birthday. You’re one of my favorite members. I don’t know what we’d do without you.
Esplode, prolly.
5* for your special day (even if I am late >.>)

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