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(83 votes) Published: Jun 16, 2008 12:39 p.m. Viewed 359 times
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CHECKLIST!!!!
Bomb making (no)
Works bombs (^still fuckin redundant)
Suicide How-to (nope)
Violence towards anyone (no)
Animal cruelty of any form (neva)
Poisons (poisons bad eggs)
Drugs (re stands for rehab kiddies!)
Pornography (I did get a boner writing it)
Since I don’t see any other OG’s posting this I felt I should
If you’re new to this site read this. This egg is going to school you in how to make damn fine omelets instead of being delt lots of unnecessary flak.
This site is good for posting tasty eggs instead of rotten ones.
NEVER EVER C/P ..., which stands for COPY/PASTE. Plagiarism is frowned upon; our words are our only true weapon. Don’t steal another’s. Quotes are fine so long as source is givin
I’m Rick James BITCH -Chappell
Never say in your egg anything resembling "this is my first egg" we don’t care.
Don’t include words like U, R or any other ne7sp3@|< variations. Type like you’re an adult.
Now while im not personally a hardass on grammar and punctuation allot of your fellow members are. Having decent sentence structure will have a very positive impact on your eggs. Remember this is shit you want ppl to actually try, not say fuck you and your ideas and blow you off so make it readable.
Post eggs that give lots of details and pictures. If you cannot explain it very well then how the hell are we suppose to understand it very well?
Add in some photos, we don’t have your eyes or your mind it helps to comprehend what your doing tremendously with photos.
To add photos:
Crop and scale to fit.
Upload to imageshack.us
Type in [ img ] hypertext link [ / img ] WITHOUT the spaces
Again details are important, this is the whole yolk of your egg. 3 sentences does not an egg make. Show some effort and post at least a page’s length.
SEARCH before you post, unless your improving on an old design then we don’t really want to read the same crap twice.(and credit to the old design is appreciated)
If you follow these tips your stay here will be allot better for yourself and your fellow members. These are in no ways the rules of the site and you should read them as well, just a helpful handbook. Quality eggs are appreciated, ignorance is tolerated stupidity is not.
One final note, a lot of members including myself do not pull punches just because you’re new. If it’s a shitty egg were not gonna hold your hand and tell you everything is okay cause your new. If it’s a good egg then we will praise you more for writing a good egg while being new. Verbal blowjobs are the BEST! Peace
Jun 16, 2008 3:25 pm - You know I’m sorry to put you down, but RE has morphed in the the underground version of instructables. By telling us not to post anything illegal, or having to do with: bombs, drugs, violence, poison you take away my fundamental reasons for visiting this site. So thank you for putting the final nail in RE’s coffin.
I’ll still see what’s going on when I get the chance, but this sites gone done the drain
Jun 16, 2008 4:27 pm - for fuck’s sake, i’m tired of all these goddamn "how to make an egg" eggs. to be honest it was well done, and it is definitely better to than all of the others. but still, it’s like breaking one of you’re own rules by posting an already done thing. since it was well done, and i KNOW this is coming from a noob, i just won’t vote.
Jun 16, 2008 5:22 pm - Even though I’ve seen this like a dozen times, this is very well done. I’ll give it a 3* because its old but, like you said, its an improvement on an old idea.
Jun 16, 2008 10:36 pm - i never once said dont post anything illigal or relating to bombs, drugs, poison, etc. however im not allowed to encourage such things, the checklist is there for a diffrent reason. dont be a dick
lol to be honest greggers i am too, but in my own defense i did have this egg typed up before all those "make an egg" eggs popped up. i was just waiting for egg points to post it.
damn bastard prime example of whut a grammer nazi is. i dont give a fuck about spelling errors if its readable and you really shouldnt get your panties in a knot about such things. you sound like a 3rd grade old ass bitch teacher with sand in her cunt who cant get a fuck so just harasses ppl on stupid bullshit.
but hey groovy. ya entitled to your opinion so long as im entitled to defending myself. only seems like a fair trade :)
Jun 17, 2008 6:11 pm - yeah ive been here for like 2 years and your jsut trying to get easy points for posting things you could very easily find in teh forums...im not even voting because this sight is bullshit now and zero * dont work
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