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(88 votes) Published: Jun 17, 2008 5:03 p.m. Viewed 573 times
During our six week holiday last year me and my freinds found some fun and very amusing way’s to pass are time at the exspense of those with little or no hair at all.
bald slapping this makes a nice change to happy slapping, so just find a baldman and creep up behind him( or as you go pass him) and slap him on the head hard and then(especially if he is a big angry baldman] run away as fast as you can shouting baldness related insults as loudly as you can behind you.
shouting bald This is the first and original bald sport and the most simple. what you do is go to your local shopping mall or any public place were bald people hang out(golf courses are good but involve alot of running) and shout bald as loud as you can.Make sure the are plenty of bald men around when you do it. Also try adressing bald people face to face when you go pass them say "after noon bald" or just point at them and shout bald.
big bad bald man of the week Simply find the biggest, baddest, boldest man you can find in a week and aproach and ask politely if you can shake his had and then when youre shaking his hand tell him he is the Biggest, Baldest and Badest man of the week and ask him how he feels about being so big and bald. then watch him infuriate as you try to make a quik escape.
check out these video,s to see some bold bloke mayhem at its best.
Jun 17, 2008 5:47 pm - This was basically a huge waste of time. Oh and by the way, shouldn’t the "first and original bald sport" be the first one on your list instead of the second.
Simply find the biggest, baddest, boldest man you can find in a week and aproach and ask politely if you can shake his had and then when youre shaking his hand tell him he is the Biggest, Baldest and Badest man of the week and ask him how he feels about being so big and bald. then watch him infuriate as you try to make a quik escape.
I’d shake your hand and tell you that you’ve made the shitiest egg of the week.