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(31 votes) Published: Mar 08, 2004 12:00 a.m. Viewed 948 times
Hello as u all know school sux azz. well for me the best thing that has happend at my new school here in washington was in gym class, when yhis hot ass blode.(the girl was 1 that alot of guys like at my school like/in fact 1 of the hotest) was playing with a friend, and i was i was sitting on a bench talking to 1 of my friends. Well what happend was that the girls friend threw the ball at someone and it missed him/her well the blonde girl went for the ball and landed on my lap(so basicaly i had 1 of the hotest girls in school sitting on me).she knoked me back a bit and i fell of the bentch on my ass, and also she mashed my nuts, but i was well worth it. owell im a lucky bastard o ya and no mean things in the comments plz not my fault this happend even though i was happy it did.