Aestivate through the summer?
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(69 votes)
Published: Jun 20, 2008 3:38 p.m.
Viewed 429 times |
Today is the beginning of the most disgusting season,
the summer. I can’t describe how much I hate it.
1. It is damn hot.
2. My CPU almost gets fried every time.
3. All the good video games are realeased in winter.
4. They repeat all old shows I hate for the
twentieth time in TV.
5. They play those bloody summerhits that makes me wanna rip my ears off in radio, TV, busses restaurants, shopping malls and everywhere else.
6. All fat chicks run around just with a top and string.
>
So why not follow the examples of our cousins the
mighty african bullfrogs and aestivate through the
summer?
Just in case you don’t know what aestivation is, it
is like hybernation, but in the summer.
Even our near relatives, the fat-tailed dwarf lemurs do it.
You can never go wrong with lemurs. |
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 | Jun 20, 2008 3:48 pm -
I feel your pain.... 5* |
 | Jun 20, 2008 3:56 pm -
lol worth a few chuckles. 4*
fat bitches in g-strings make me wanna vomit
oh but GTA4 is out and its summertime. whuts that bout good games? |
 | Jun 20, 2008 3:58 pm -
By the sound of it, you are one of those fags who prefers to sit inside all day on your computer playing video games. Summer is awesome because you have no school, girls prefer to wear a bikini as opposed to regular clothing, and you can go out all day and night with your friends (you might not have many of those). You, sir, are a douchebag. 0* |
 | Jun 20, 2008 4:11 pm -
I completely understand. but i don’t agree.My favorite seasons are summer and fall. Fall because it’s not too hot and football season star. |
| Jun 20, 2008 4:11 pm -
*starts* |
 | Ju 20, 2008 4:17 pm -
Autumn is my favourite season, because the summer is over. |
 | Jun 20, 2008 4:47 pm -
Quote: 3. All the good video games are realeased in winter.
metal gear solid 4 was just released, buddy. |
| Jun 20, 2008 4:47 pm -
0* btw. |
 | Ju 20, 2008 5:25 pm -
Quote: By the sound of it, you are one of those fags who prefers to sit inside all day on your computer playing video games. Summer is awesome because you have no school, girls prefer to wear a bikini as opposed to regular clothing, and you can go out all day and night with your friends (you might not have many of those). You, sir, are a douchebag. 0*
This. Learn 2 go outsidfe and talk to girls |
 | Jun 20, 2008 6:01 pm -
Quote: By the sound of it, you are one of those fags who prefers to sit inside all day on your computer playing video games. Summer is awesome because you have no school, girls prefer to wear a bikini as opposed to regular clothing, and you can go out all day and night with your friends (you might not have many of those). You, sir, are a douchebag. 0*
Quote: This. Learn 2 go outsidfe and talk to girls
i bet most people on this site stay inside on the computer, or dont have a girl friend. 5* because i agree |
 | Jun 20, 2008 6:03 pm -
Dude.... Is this a yolk?
(LoL... Get it???) |
 | Jun 20, 2008 7:17 pm -
This "yolk" is full of win everywhere. Pictures, an opinion, a new definition and left handed compliments: it has everything. I love it! :D |
 | Jun 21, 2008 2:48 pm -
responses:
1. air conditioner
2. air conditioner
3. Play the ones from the previous winter, pirate games that you dont already have
4. get Sattelite (direct tv)
5. rent a movie
6. sorry NO SOLUTION!! lol
And same as Silverfang, i feel your pain...
not really an egg so 4* |
 | Jun 21, 2008 5:25 pm -
hate fat chicks in bikini’s yuch!!
5* |
 | Jun 21, 2008 7:45 pm -
winter is better
you hardly see anyone at night |
 | Jun 22, 2008 4:57 pm -
i agree with cdizz Quote: By the sound of it, you are one of those fags who prefers to sit inside all day on your computer playing video games. Summer is awesome because you have no school, girls prefer to wear a bikini as opposed to regular clothing, and you can go out all day and night with your friends (you might not have many of those). You, sir, are a douchebag |
| Jun 22, 2008 4:57 pm -
i agree with cdizz Quote: By the sound of it, you are one of those fags who prefers to sit inside all day on your computer playing video games. Summer is awesome because you have no school, girls prefer to wear a bikini as opposed to regular clothing, and you can go out all day and night with your friends (you might not have many of those). You, sir, are a douchebag |
 | Jun 23, 2008 2:04 pm -
Yeah CDizz basically hit the nail on the head. 0* for you. |
 | Jul 03, 2008 2:18 pm -
lmao you dissing fat chicks and you hate the summer? Think of all the hot chicks running around in thongs... You probably hate summer because you are a fat bitch yourself |
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