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Slap: Make Dad Proud

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(90 votes)
Published: Jun 27, 2008 2:31 p.m.
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It is by destiny that children succumb to the grabby hands of greasy skillets. But they too notice the grease and they want more no less.If you struggle too much slap dad and he forever fear the backhanded deadly of you forever.Bawb always want to make he dad proud so he do this with ferocity in fac he do with such ferocity that bawb dad fear he own vocation and in turn he wants to break bawbs back but let him tell you this: it not for fear but because of lazy biscuits that bawb want revenge on he own father. Father can you hear bawb? Can you hear bawb growling at you from inside he own throat not yours. Why make cakes when you become a cake youself?If he dad try to slap bawb he miht resist a little not to much as to fear the slappy hands of his own father such a peaceful and tranquil spot for any dear boys head to rest. Although the grits will forever fly onto his plate many more will fly off because he never became the grits mother that not his position but the position of a box of grits to numb the sweet nectar in fullness and in hand.It should be the lifes mission of any fantastic boy to pat he own father on back then release wild anger upon him until dirt fills his deep lungs yes oh yes the power of it fills bawb to the rim with excitment that only boy could feel.
 

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EPICSEABEASTCTHULHU

Jun 27, 2008 2:40 pm -
first comment 5’s


Kanye

Jun 27, 2008 2:40 pm -
I


Kanye

Jun 27, 2008 2:41 pm -
love bavvb


sssssbooom

Jun 27, 2008 2:57 pm -
I read the first sentence and then remembered that I hate to read so I will rate it like the first comment did


Big-chief-E-zizzle

Jun 27, 2008 3:41 pm -
Why do you talk in third person?


Valo

Jun 27, 2008 4:04 pm -
2*
I suspect this is a members dupe account and he logs on every now and then to post shit eggs.


m0rtified_p3nguin

Jun 27, 2008 4:38 pm -
nah don;t think so valo. he’s been around a long time, just comes on and posts random story eggs now and again. usually pretty fucked up ones too. hes an ok writer but it reminds me of those shitty paperback works.


mutton-chop

Jun 27, 2008 5:22 pm -
5*s for teh bavvbs


The_Gimp

Jun 27, 2008 7:41 pm -
Yay Bavvb!

5 stars as always.


-UK-

Jun 28, 2008 10:10 am -
ILY Bavvb!


SledgeHammer

Jun 30, 2008 9:49 pm - 1 star
wtf is this shit?


H-Dogg

Jul 02, 2008 7:16 pm -
And a bababooey to you!

The style is similar, but this is B-A-V-V-B, not B-A-W-B.

But I can’t help but laugh when I read this stuff.


H-Dogg

Jul 02, 2008 7:18 pm -
Should have read the comments closer. That’s a $10,000,000 fine for me.


BabiBoi

Jul 07, 2008 2:11 pm -
didnt understand nefin =\\

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