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(110 votes) Published: Jun 30, 2008 9:12 p.m. In 4 Favorites Lists Viewed 1158 times
Alright guys - almost every guy comes across a girl (or erm... a guy?) that he ends up either liking or wanting to fuck. There are millions of "how to get any girl" guides out there... but usually that stuff just doesn’t work. Anyways, here is a practical guide on getting a girl to like you. (I put a lot of work into this so please look it over before you rate)
Alright so first thing’s first you need to know the girl and talk to her. How can you do this?
First, spot the girl you want to talk to. It’s best that she be alone to avoid her trying to be "cool" or impress her friends. People are just different when they’re in front of their friends.
Secondly, you have to muster up the courage to go ahead and introduce yourself. Silly pick-up lines never work and girls won’t take you seriously if you use them so avoid those. Just walk up and say something like "Hey, my name is _____ and I was wondering if I could have your phone number?" or "Have we met? My name is _____." This could be the hardest part. What have you got to lose? If it goes bad you’ll probably never see her again. Just go for it.
Third, Ok you have her number. Get her to write it down on your hand or something. Don’t try to memorize it because that looks a bit weird and you might forget. Keep talking to her. Just say "What’s up?" or "Do you live around here?" Keep up a conversation don’t just walk away after you get her number because then you look like a creep. After chatting her up for a bit see if you can buy her a drink if you’re at a pub or somewhere where that is possible. Even if it’s a non-alcoholic drink. Girls think thats sweet.
Fourth, Alright now she at least knows you a little bit and you’ve met. If you can just look at your watch or cell phone and say you have to go. Don’t let her catch you around again that day though because that’d be awkward.
Fifth, I hope you still have her number, because the next weekend (make sure its at least two days later, if not just wait a day or so longer) you should call her. Say something like "Hey its _____ from the (wherever you met her) I was just wondering if you’d like to go out to (a semi-casual restaurant, like Tully’s or TGI Fridays or Chili’s) and maybe catch a movie afterwards. Anyways, give me a call back at (your phone number here.)
Sixth, hopefully she calls back and if she is interested she’ll say that she would like to. Great job, bro - if you made it this far you’re doing great!
Seventh, Pick her up and take her out for dinner. Don’t order the most expensive thing on the menu but don’t order the least expensive thing. Girls notice that. Of course, you’re paying.
Eighth, Talk about things like your hobbies, favorite TV shows but don’t mention any of your flaws. Ask a lot of questions about her. Where she is from, her favorite movies, that stuff. Trust me, bitches love talking about themselves. Always nod a little when she talks, and acknowledge her when she speaks. Try to be funny, but don’t start cracking knock-knock jokes. Always laugh when she tries to be funny, even though she is probably a lot less funny than she thinks. Don’t talk a lot about yourself unless she asks you something. Always be extremely polite to everybody, open doors, take care of chairs, please, thank you, excuse me. NEVER, EVER scratch your balls, pass gas, or check out other girls in front of her. She WILL notice!
Ninth, Alright now to the movies. Laugh when something funny happens… buy popcorn, sodas, and candy but only if she wants it… you defiantly don’t want to look like a slob.
Tenth, at the end of the night drive her home. Talk about the movie. When you get to her house walk her to the door and say that you really had a great time and that you want to do this again some time. If she leans forward, you can kiss her on the cheek or the lips. But other than that don’t try to make any moves tonight.
Eleventh, Great job buddy. You had a great night tonight. The next day in the morning text her saying something like "Hey, whats up?" or just say again that you really had a great time.
Twelfth, in a weekend or two ask again if she wants to go bowling or go-cart racing or something like that. Do pretty much the same things as in step eight. For the third "date" invite her over to your house to watch a movie or something and make her dinner. Pasta works best.
Thirteen, Alright, big boy, keep going like this and you’ll have the girl you wanted in the palm of your hand.
Jul 01, 2008 11:42 am - rated a 5* because as the other guy said "you werent like now your in the house time to fuck"
and because without wanting to sound gay you dident talk about her like an object
"Hey, my name is _____ and I was wondering if I could have your phone number?"
Sounds kinda creepy after just introducing yourself.
I once went out with a girl who used to pass wind all the time and giggle and think it was really cute and funny. Also u should mention that you should probably tell her to state her intentions, so u dont have the bitch telling you she ’just wants to be friends’.
Jul 05, 2008 11:19 am - i uze trails of shiny things to trick gurls into my hoose then i dance my little dance- dance and they all-ways stay...feel free to put that in the next one rookie
Jul 08, 2008 6:34 am - chump never buy her dinner and never be afraid to look and even talk to other girls with her around if you can get a number from another girl all the better because she’s going to realize that she has to work to keep you and women think that if other women like you then you might be worth keeping and never ever ask for her number she’ll give it to you if she is interested and if not there is a new batch turning 18 every year so why stress? I see so much wrong with all this but I don’t have the time now but any way sorry bro but all this seas to me is CHUMP anyway have you tried any of this? can you say it works from experience’s (that’s more than once) if it works good for you but I have tried all these things and nothing of this has worked for me and I’m a good looking guy women hit on me and I don’t even do try
Jul 10, 2008 1:02 pm - ... im guessin your american because this sounds like somthing out of a film and somthing that would never work, well it may do, but its a gay way to get a girl.
Just speak to the girl, get her number, dont even take her out for dinner unless your like over 18 otherwise it looks like your tryin to be too mature...
Just meet the girl and go anywhere, dosent even have to be anywhere good you could just go and meet them and see what happenes, go somewhere where your gonna be close, and sitting next to each other and make it kinda clear, but not blatent that you like her, sort of ’accidently’ rest your hand on her leg or whatever and then things will just do their own thing and you’ll know if shes interested or not.. EASY!
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