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super-sized shit
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(107 votes)
Published: Jul 05, 2008 2:02 p.m.
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Okay boys and girls...here’s a simple and easy egg for you to pull on anyone...you know when your kinda backed up but then finally take a really good shit..well that’s the kind of shit you want..a real well-packed shit..not a runny one...it needs to be firm..you also need a salt shaker full of salt...take your shit in the toilet...be carefull where you put the toilet paper after you wiped your ass...put it in the garbage not in the toilet..it’s all about the presentation! next take the lid off the salt shaker and pour the salt all over your shit...the salt will turn your shit into a sponge soaking up all the water in the toilet..put the lid down and walk away...DON’T FLUSH IT DOWN...it takes about an hour to work then you have this massive shit in your toilet that looks like a horse took a shit there...I did this at my mom’s house once and she wanted to take me to the hospital thinking my ass was ripped open from taking a shit so large! if you want to be an asshole...after you shit and poured the salt...put the lid down and take the tank lid off..the tube that fills the pipe on a clip..take it and put it at the edge of the front of the tank and put the lid back on..it should just be visible a little bit...when the person tries to flush the massive shit down the water will shoot out the front of the tank and hit them right in the crotch...cheers everyone 		 
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_reggae
Jul 05, 2008 2:17 pm -
pics or it didn’t happen.


Dodge
Jul 05, 2008 2:50 pm -
...No pics.

How does one discover that sprinkling salt on poo makes it expand? o.O


timmydogman
Jul 05, 2008 3:09 pm -
5* just because I laughed soo hard while reading it.


CleanseTheDoors
Jul 05, 2008 4:02 pm -
Please no pictures. I’m also curious about how you discovered this little trick. I’m holding my vote until you inform us.


H-Dogg
Jul 05, 2008 9:08 pm -
It’s original, but I wonder if it actually works.


m0rtified_p3nguin
Ju 05, 2008 9:47 pm -
excellent i will try this in a public restroom soon


sssssbooom
Jul 05, 2008 10:17 pm -
Didn’t read the egg but 5* for the pic at the top


mutton-chop
Jul 06, 2008 2:21 am -
5*s because its actually a prank.


sssssbooom
Jul 06, 2008 11:22 pm -
Dude new idea I’m going to put an ass load of salt in a porta potty and see what happens


ELECTRICJELLY
Jul 07, 2008 1:54 am -
Im sooo gonna do this at Caz.... if the Americans dont know where it is its in Darwin Aus


BabiBoi
Jul 07, 2008 2:02 pm -
pics wud make it betta
*3


BONGMAN-1007
Jul 09, 2008 6:33 am - pics of my super-sized shit
you’ve got to be a real close-minded person to not believe that this will work just because there are no pics...try it for yourself...I was 9 when I first learned how to do this egg..and that was over 20 years ago..have faith people


mikey-6098
Jul 10, 2008 12:08 am -
4* just because this is funny as hell. And man do i feel bad for your mom when she saw it, and 4* for making her think you ripped your ass.


ChaosMaestro
Jul 10, 2008 10:01 am -
wow this is a hard rating
i’ll do it like this:
3*-no pics
2*+don’t actually want pics
1*+original and an ACTUAL prank
so 5*


BONGMAN-1007
Jul 11, 2008 4:05 pm -
thanks everyone...I love to do this at the many different places I eat...McDonald’s is great to do it in the handicap stall...nobody ever checks it...East Side Mario’s is a good place to try this...don’t forget to take the salt shaker with you from the table...cheers
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