Jul 22, 2008 10:52 pm - This is funny as hell. Seeing timmydogman’s icon reminds me of this, lmao! http://www.youtube com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Dodge Jul 22, 2008 11:12 pm - http://www.youtube.c m/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k ROFL FAO! Quote: THIS ONE’S WET! X-D timmydogman Jul 23, 2008 9:02 am - Check out my youtube pro and under my favs I have all the whose line vids you could ever want.

Jul 22, 2008 8:45 pm - Would appreciate some Input Okay I am in the process of planning a prank that’s a pretty big deal. And I have assistance of a long time friend. It’s more a less a vengeance/prank. Here’s a bit of info on the subject. They are a she, A 200 pound heifer to be exact. a manipulative, shiesty, attempted homewrecker. I say attempted because she tried pretty hard but yet failed. But her effort deserves justice. It involves her vehicle at night. Not a lot I can do with the house. Because of the layout. So far all I can come up with that’s not cliche, because I prefer creativity. Is taking fish sauce (a sauce made from fermented fish)and pouring it into the air intake. Result, the stench will escape throughout the car out the ac vents, etc. Then my friend came up with getting some maxi pads and putting a special touch of nasty on them. Relax, using ketchup and BBQ sauce. For added color. Those would be placed along the rear of the vehicle. Unknown to the driver yet visible to anyone else. Well. Yeah that’s it just two things. Any other inventive suggestions? Your creativity would be greatly appreciated. And I am not one to take credit for others brilliant ideas. But I may in fact try it out. But if there’s a way to reward your kindness by points or what not, I will do so. Add a Reply -- REPLIES -- Peace_Fr g Jul 22, 2008 8:47 pm - Yes, this is way better to read, before, not sure if it was a glitch or not.. But it read as one whole paragraph, which was annoying. timmydogman Ju 22, 2008 8:50 pm - The fish sauce sounds good, I would try putting it in the air filter (not sure if it would work but worth a try). Ask Dodge about good car shit. You can also 5* my profile if you would like to. J2theN Jul 22, 2008 8:50 pm - Haha. Thought so. Thats reasuring to know. Well any ideas there guy? Peace_Frog Jul 22, 2008 8:51 pm - Also, wouldn’t she see them upon entering the vhelicle( I know i Spelt it wrong) Also, you could put some hair or shit in the muffler. That’s always fun to look at. J2theN Jul 22, 2008 8:52 pm - Well the air intake works better it gets the juices flowin if you get my drift. But I’ll ask him thanks. Peace_Frog Jul 22, 2008 8:52 pm - Hair as in, by clumps of it, I dont know where’d you get it. Jul 22, 2008 8:56 pm - Lock a bike lock around one of the spokes on the rim. When she drives it’ll beat the shit out of her car. J2theN Jul 22, 2008 8:56 pm - Heh heh, how bout some pubes creatively draw together. J2theN Jul 22, 2008 8:59 pm - Oh yea the whole pad thing. she has a van they would fit nicely on the back lower hatch. and unseen unless she went looking for them. timmydogman Jul 22, 2008 9:23 pm - There’s this stuff that turns any liquid into a gel, can’t remember the name of it, but it would be sweet for the gas tank. Jul 22, 2008 9:49 pm - ^gelatin? Dodge Jul 22, 2008 9:52 pm - Aaah... The air vent is a good one. Reminds me of when I stuffed a red snapper under a guy’s dashboard. Much lulz... Let’s see... You could pump water into her tires... You’d need a bicycle pump and a bucket of water. Dip the pump under the water so that when you draw the piston up, it fills up with water. Connect the chuck to the tire valve, and pump it in. Put about 10-12 ounces in each tire. When she drives slow, she won’t notice. When she hits 40`ish, the tires will become so out of balance, she won’t want to drive. She’ll take it to a shop, and they’ll charge her between $75 and $150 for them to try and balance the tires, discover the problem, dismount the tires, dump the water, remount and balance... I’ll think of more... J2theN Jul 22, 2008 9:56 pm - Lmao that was terrific! I can picture her driving and shit, and being like WTF? Lmao. Looking forward to hearing more. Shit that deserves you some stars there buddy. Dod e Jul 22, 2008 10:05 pm - You said it was a van... Front or rear wheel drive? J2t eN Jul 22, 2008 10:23 pm - Its an old dodge caravan 2 wheel I believe. AtlJoker Jul 22, 2008 10:27 pm - You should shit into her gas tank. Dodge Jul 22, 2008 10:32 pm - Find a metal cable that’s at least 4 feet long and a couple of cable clamps... Loop one around her lower radiator hose and transmission hoses (on the driver’s side, behind and below the headlight, at the bottom... Easy access from the ground), and the other around the driver’s side CV joint boot, but not too tight. Eventually, the cable grips on the boot, and it rips the hoses off. :-D J2theN Jul 22, 2008 10:33 pm - Oh yes a splendid idea, let me cyful shit out of my ass into her gas tank. Ummm, no. J2theN Jul 22, 2008 10:35 pm - Haha thats another sweet idea dodge, bravo. Dod e Jul 22, 2008 10:46 pm - Or, if you can get to the radiator and/or transmission hose clamps, just loosen them so when the pressure builds, the hoses will pop off, dumping all the fluid... J2theN Jul 23, 2008 8:56 am - Oh the possibilities are endless. Thanks for opening my mind. Dodge Jul 23, 2008 4:42 pm - Let me know how it goes... J2theN Jul 23, 2008 9:14 pm - Aye aye captian. I can say it will take place soon, Muahahahaha! Dodge Jul 25, 2008 7:55 pm - ^LuLz... I hear dot3 brake fluid makes teh paint reeeaaalllyyy shiny... :-D