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(26 votes) Published: Jul 19, 2004 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 529 times
**YES THE LONG AWAITED SPRINGFIELD RUN 3 IS HERE!!!**
Ok if you havent read my previous Springfield eggs then go away and read them now. I have had nothing but positive reviews on any of my eggs so they are worth the time.
It has been many months now since my last post, both winter and autumn terms have come and gone, so I think its about time to have some fun.
being a bit bored of just general messing in the cellar we decided to try and get into some of the rooms that were previously locked like aj said on a comment on my post #2, the cellar, was being used for wiring and so when they left one of the doors open, we couldnt help but to beat the #*@! out of the lock with a hammer to stop it from being locked again.
The next door I managed to lock pick (in other words I got lucky) and the third we found the keys for in uncle Festers main room upstairs.
Now in the first room there was allot of computer parts, the sixth form electronics classes take them apart and put them back together again occasionally but this is where all the old computers from the school were kept.
We spent a few days going through the contents of this room, trying to find some ram or other useful appendage but they have all disappeared... shame.
The second room the picked one, there is a boiler, it heats the whole half of the school and although it was tempting we didnt turn it off, but we did nick a few service records as a consolation prize, just for fun.
Now onto the third where the real fun begins, this is why the egg is called yoinking. Yoinking is a term we in England (and in quite a few other countries) use to describe steeling. So to yoink is to steel, if you didnt know.
This is the room marked camping room and as the name suggests, it is full of camping and outdoor equipment, to the brim.
There are walking poles, gas stoves, butane stoves, water proofs, tens of cans of butane, tents, water proof containers, ropes, absailing harnesses. So much stuff, at first we were confused.
We sat in the room, me aj2004 and rob (just another guy) and talked about what we were going to do. There was so much stuff here I couldnt keep my hands off, aj said we should only take a little and rob said that we should leave and run.
Now we have been busted for stealing before, resulting in a weeks suspension each. If we did this though it was more then just an organized group of children steeling board markers and blank books, this was hundreds of pounds of equipment, so we decided to learn from our mistakes, and not get caught.
Of course I won the argument. We settled that we would only take a little now (just to see if they notice) and if they didnt then we would take as much as we could physically carry on the last day (exactly 1 week away).
On that first trip we managed to steel
1x can of butane
2x butane campfires
2x waterproof containers
20 of rope
8xD clips
4xHarness clips
1xcumpas
This was a very nice set of takings and we hid them in a bush that we had made into a den (I might write an egg on it I dont know)
Now we had got a little greedy the next day and went down again, what a mistake that was.
The first years were going on a 3day camping trip and we had somehow managed to overlook this fact as we made our way silently down the stairs. The lights were off so we assumed that there was nobody was there, oh we were so wrong. The history teacher and organizer when it came to outdoor activities were in the camping room with a load of 6th formers preparing for the trip.
I opened the door.
He started to turn around when I panicked and turned out the light inside the room and shut the door. The three of us ran into the computer room at the end of the corridor during the confusion and buried ourselves under printers and monitors, I was hidden at the end of the room I had jumped from the door and landed with my foot on a monitor screen and went right through it, I scared my foot and it hurt like a #*@!, the other two had managed to hide closer to the door aj hiding under an open case (so small he can fit).
I herd the lights flicker on outside, I had figured that some other children had turned them off as a joke and thats why they were not on.
Some body opened the door.
I was now bleeding like a stuck pig and it hurt like #*@!, I was nearly screaming.
But we had to be silent I could hear the teacher outside shouting his head off at empty rooms as the door closed. For 10 minuets we sat there, I had fashioned a bandage out of my shirt after I pulled the bits of glass out of my leg (I think the correct word is OWW #*@!ING PAIN!!).
Not it was about half past when we had herd the last of them and I managed to get the others to help me out.
We werent going to leave empty handed though and took
2x walking poles (worth 80 each)
1x butane can
1x head lamp
A lot of the stuff that we had seen the previous day was gone like the tents and the stove tops but we didnt want tents and we had stove tops already.
I managed to make an excuse to the first aid office that I had fallen onto some rocks and somehow I managed to get away with it.
Over the following week we had managed to steel a lot more, here it the total takings from the cellar to date.
4x can of butane
2x butane campfires
3x waterproof containers
40 of rope
12xD clips
5xHarness clips
4xcumpas
2xwalking poles
2xwater proof coats
1xmap of the Lake District
Coming to an estimated total of 312.
So there you have it, the famous Springfield run has entered its third stage, and the black feathers, renowned for their yoinking abilities, have reformed.
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