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(150 votes) Published: Aug 08, 2008 12:53 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1193 times
*Equipment. *Rules to hide the salami. *Guidelines. *Good places to hide your salami.
Equipment~ 2 salamies.
Enuf blindfolds for all the players.
Bludgeons (Large sticks or rubber hoses).
Foil hat (for the seeker).
Rules~ #1 An odd number of players (7 to 43)
#2 Choose 2 team captains.
#3 Each captain will take turns choosing their team mates
until their is no one left ,the odd man standing
becomes the seeker.
#4 The team captains shall "Rochambeau" to determine who go’s first.
#5 Set up boundaries for play (a city block works good).
#6 The seeker starts counting to a predetermined number.
#7 The 2 teams move to opposite sides of the playing field
& hide their salamies.
#8 All players (except the seeker) don their blindfolds & bludgeons.
#9 The seeker announces the start of play by yelling "WOOT ,WOOT".
#10 The captains remain behind to guard the salami while the players
move out to find the other teams salami.
#11 It is the seekers job to hurl insults & misleading information
@ the players.
#12 If anyone gets hit by a car ,they are considered "out"
& become a seeker.
#13 The first team to find the salami wins.
Guidelines~ All ways clean your salami after or in between
sessions.
Store your salami in a dark ,dry ,& cool place
when not in play.
Play out doors ,theirs many more places to hide
the salami outdoors.
If salami is not available you can substitute
hotdogs.
Bludgeons are good for other stuff besides just hitting people ,
use it as a feeler.
Good places to hide your salami~ Tail pipes.
Trees.
Under ground.
On top of buildings.
Body cavities.
Alternate realities.
feel free to list any different rules you & your friends play by
in the comments. @
Aug 09, 2008 9:38 am - tecno has the uncanny ability to post complete nonsense eggs that border on the line of speggs, and still have almost 5 stars....
Eat the fucking thing - hide it in your stomach.
I wasn’t even able to produce a minor chuckle.
The only reason this got 4 stars is because everyone is just sucking your dick "metaphorically"
Nov 09, 2008 6:10 pm - #14 One team comes up with a word, or if the team is big enough, a phrase. This word/phrase is kept from the other team. Then the two teams split up and the team without the made up word tries to find out the word by any means nessicary (boundaries are set in the begining). When a member of the "word team" is found, they are brutally beaten, although they can fight back,
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