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(86 votes) Published: Aug 12, 2008 5:09 p.m. Viewed 643 times
Alright You need to fix a toilet bowl that is cracked no problem mighty putty can fix that.
Need to fix a broken handle No problem mighty putty can fix that.
All you need to do is knead to activate it caress it then morph it.
Need to pull your car to work no problem mighty putty can pull up to 100,000 pounds.
Need to fix the hole in your ceiling no problem just stick it in the crack and smooth it you can paint over it, it looks like new.
Now just cwunch it up.
PLEASE BE KIND THIS WOULD BE MY FIRST EGG THANKS ONLY 5 STAR RATING DONT RATE BELOW THANKS!
Aug 12, 2008 5:17 pm - ... And for cleanup afterword, use Zorbees.
Spill the Kool-aid? Zorbees.
Ejaculate on your sister? Zorbees.
Step on a cat? Zorbees.
Aug 14, 2008 2:39 pm - First off learn to spell and no I don’t actually type in caps all the time second of all you type as though your an autistic retard who seems that they can’t identify a joke egg when they see one, Thirdly your member level can’t really affect my rating since its low fourth I already got the egg points for it, fifth I honestly don’t care that your butt hurt over a spegg. Now let me point out your spelling errors.
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ok talking like ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^and yes it is an add DOES NOT MAKE YOU SEEM ATHRATIVE so fucking stop i will take just a seriously if you type normally WITCH i do not take you seriously beacause you are a FUCKIN jackass and it is very unadvisable to
#1 write misleading titles
#2 advertise in your eggs
#3 rip on the people that will rate your eggs
#4 be a dusche #5 and write sucky eggs period
you wll be grilled EVERY time if you do any of these things and more and by the way scroll down.
So Shut the fuck up you 10 year old faggot now shut up and sit your ass out of my egg.
And for cleanup afterword, use Zorbees.
Spill the Kool-aid? Zorbees.
Ejaculate on your sister? Zorbees.
Step on a cat? Zorbees.
^^ way funnier than yours, 5* for him
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go ahead correct it...nothin but 13 year old boys on this website and other idiots theres no need to type that correct even if you know how, its all pointless
Aug 16, 2008 8:51 am - So how does this "pulling 100,000 pounds" work? Just stick it on and watch? (3* right now) (5* if you give a witty, logical answer for the above question)
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