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(67 votes) Published: Aug 27, 2008 10:35 p.m. In 3 Favorites Lists Viewed 383 times
OK, here’s how to make a most powerful Balm.
First, you’ll need to make the fuse for these Balms. The best fuse ever was designed by COPYME and can be found here: Fuse Be sure to follow his instructions to the letter as the fuse for this Balm is very important and must work properly. Remember to leave 5*s for COPYME!
Now that you’ve made your fuse, while it dries you’ll have time to go to the store to purchase a few Balms to work on.
Some Balms to work on.
Then you will need to remove the Balm’s cap, be very careful as it is quite unstable. Not the cap, the Balm is unstable.
Cap removed from Balm.
After you have safely removed the cap, you must then drill a hole in it to accept the fuse.
Drilling the Balm’s cap.
Make sure the hole for the fuse is only big enough so that the fuse is held tightly so it doesn’t fall out interfering with the Balm’s final detonation. After drilling the hole in the cap it should look something like this:
Finished hole in the Balm’s cap.
You can now put the fuse through the hole in the cap. You may wish to use a much longer fuse than this to give yourself time to run far away from the area of detonation after you light it.
Fuse through the hole of Balm’s cap.
Now that the Balm is complete, reassemble it and you must then find a safe place far from civilization to enjoy the detonation. Usually cold, dry places are places where you would be most likely to see a Balm.
Perfect place for a Balm detonation.
Now, light the fuse and run like hell getting as much distance between you and the Balm as is humanly possible! And from a safe distance enjoy the fireworks! Here’s the video of the finale!
E x p l o d i n g__B a l m.
I hope you enjoyed my Balm egg. It is my first egg. Please rate fairly. If you rate it down please say why.
Let it be known that weasel is a big fan of Balm eggs.
weasel with a Balm just before installing the fuse
Disclaimer:
No ones lips were harmed in the making of this egg.
Aug 28, 2008 4:03 pm - ... This was obviously stolen from Spy vs Spy.
But I’ll five it anyways, as all that chapstick made the oral sex great last night.
Aug 29, 2008 11:41 pm - I honestly dont that that the hand shown in the picture is his. I think he pulled a pic off of the !nt3rw3bz 0.o...I could be wrong...but 5.00000000001* for you =]
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