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Smooth Spread

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(102 votes)
Published: Aug 28, 2008 3:38 p.m.
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If not breakfast was as twisted as his own back then bawb would reveal sweet revenge to cooker.Toast is to best when you jiggle the sackly ganglion up and down yes that and smother them with grits.You cannot smother them forcfully you must do thes willingly and provide raw power to escape cleanliness. That the toast was merely a doodley was what bawb had intented but intend to become higher waffles and you will be a better boy yes a better boy will become of you dad. Bawb cannot belive that boys have the temmerity to smother their own toast with grits without smothering mother such a tragic fate for any boys mouth to succumb to. it not insane when drastic measures must be made becaus bawb is drastic and henceforth the day he will forget thousands of farm animals.However many babys will die is not discernable upon the release of wild screams into the cold night air.Do you see own breath? bawb see it and let him tell you thes it is not cold enough to freeze his waffles.No not never it never occured to old men that if slap can slap back then it will be back on track jack.How would you like to tuoch his toast? It good go on try it bawb premise that you find out the true nature of a brick.What is a grit? A dire falpable feast for his eyes but not hers.You will soon find that toast spreads itself and any attempt at spreading toast can only result in fringes of life rubber ducky. Grab a sleeping goat and you brother and push them into you mouth destiny is better than any kind of brick toast.
 

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thegreenfern

Aug 28, 2008 4:01 pm -
Nice. 5*s


Shai_Hulud

Aug 28, 2008 4:05 pm - ...
Sex me Nao, Bavvb!!!!


Dodge

Aug 28, 2008 4:28 pm -
I less than three you, Bavvb. 5*


TheAquaduct

Aug 28, 2008 5:19 pm -
Bavvb your eggs never cease to amaze, you should write a novel one day. 5*


The_Gimp

Aug 28, 2008 5:41 pm -
I want to pet your ear, Bavvb. 5*’s


SoylentGreenIsP ople

Aug 28, 2008 6:08 pm -
As soon as I saq Smooth spread, Immediately thought of bavvbs buttered waffle egg.


TecnoDestructo

Aug 28, 2008 7:44 pm -
sorry guys
every time he gets out of his cage
he heads stright for my internet,
rest ashured he will be severly beaten


Rude-2767

Aug 28, 2008 7:53 pm -
.........>_>!?


mut on-chop

Aug 28, 2008 7:54 pm -
fives fa sho.


DamnBastard

Aug 29, 2008 12:13 pm -
0* for repetitively shitty eggs that deserved to be dropped, but Gimp loves him for some reason and it won’t be dropped.


Dodge

Aug 29, 2008 12:34 pm -
So does Dodge... The prick.


wierdale24

Aug 29, 2008 1:05 pm -
i don’t get it but it’s really good writing so five.


Father_of_loki

Aug 29, 2008 2:11 pm -
He’s back!!!

for a bit.


Bier_ist_fur_Manner

Au 29, 2008 6:38 pm -
funny... dodge is sch a prick lol


Salamanderhead

Aug 29, 2008 7:55 pm -
5 because your classic.


Darkside_6ix

Aug 29, 2008 11:36 pm -
Wow, random jibbrish. Although this is better than almost all of the eggs out there, and this isnt even giving any information. I will star you 5, bawb.


commandprompt

Aug 31, 2008 4:34 pm -
what the fuck?


AppetiteForDestructi n

Sep 01, 2008 12:19 am -
HALLO BAWBIKINS> IS THE END NEAR YET?


Anarcho-Hobo

Sep 01, 2008 7:57 pm -
Fuck this! Informative?????????????? ????????


Assassinator_666

Se 06, 2008 3:17 pm -
i can’t express how much i just .. don’t like bavvbs eggs.


strawberryshortcake

S p 15, 2008 6:20 am -
bawb, u rite worser than i do


strawberryshortcake

Sep 15, 2008 6:21 am -
bawb, u rite worser than i do

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