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hw t3h get gurlz fr r3lz

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(36 votes)
Published: Sep 18, 2008 5:36 p.m.
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As many of you may have noticed, there have been many eggs that have included things like: How to not fail at life, and how to get girls. Why would you post this? Like you actually know, if you did, you most likely wouldn’t BE here. Anyway, here is what you actually do.

Girls: BE YOURSELF. If you go out looking for girls just because they are hot, consider yourself an asshole. That is not what girls are for. You say "I love you" to girls not for their looks, but for personality, and how you two are connected. Surprised? im sure, because you thought that you had to be all cool and stuff, but you do not.


Life: If you are reading this, you probably dont have one. Nuff said.


I dont care if you rate this low, i just want to find out how many people agree with me.
 

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mciain

Sep 18, 2008 5:54 pm -
i disagree im extremly active on the site and i have a grilfreind play football and have a shitton of freinds a car and a job i may only get 5 hours of sleep but i survive


mciain

Sep 18, 2008 5:55 pm -
3 for saying i dont have a life but making a good point


AtlJoker

Sep 18, 2008 6:01 pm -
This is not helpful at all. 0*d

Also, try to not be such a hypocrite next time, kay?


CleanseTheDoors

Sep 18, 2008 6:07 pm -
This, like the other "How to get girls" and "How not to suck at life" eggs gets a zero from me.


RestriCKted

Sep 18, 2008 6:09 pm -
The "how to get a girl" eggs are fail. Plain and simple.

The "how to not fail at life" egg was a joke/lulz egg, and it was funny..If you took that egg seriously, then you have bigger issues.


kingskittles

Sep 18, 2008 6:16 pm -
Quote:
The "how to not fail at life" egg was a joke/lulz egg, and it was funny..If you took that egg seriously, then you have bigger issues.


Not that one, i probably should’ve edited that. I am mainly talking about the "how to get girl" eggs.


TecnoDestructo

Sep 18, 2008 6:41 pm -
O shit, i need to jump on this bandwagon right away


teh_chosen_one

Sep 18, 2008 6:42 pm -
i was going to ask out this one girl but then I noticed that in one week she had made out with 3 other guys.


kingskittles

Sep 18, 2008 6:46 pm -
^^sucks


Brjo

Sep 18, 2008 7:55 pm -
Quote:
i disagree im extremly active on the site

You are are ya


Dodge

Sep 19, 2008 8:19 am -
Quote the last sentence of the ’’Egg’& squo;:
I dont care if you rate this low, i just want to find out how many people agree with me.
So... The sole purpose of this ’Egg’ is to start a conversation?
Forums are here... Better yet, Blog it.
*Dropped*


Shai_Hulud

Se 19, 2008 4:52 pm - ...
Quote:
I dont care if you rate this low

Ah, good. Because I did rate it zero, you know.


hippojoe

Sep 21, 2008 6:58 pm -
You get 2*s
5 for not saying that being prick is the way to go.(It’s not)
-3 for having your name in 1337.


kingskittles

Sep 22, 2008 6:55 pm -
hippo, i did that to make fun of how stupid these eggs are.

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