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(72 votes) Published: Sep 25, 2008 8:06 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 529 times
First off I would like to say that unless you want to attract a hell of a lot of attention to yourself/get "detained" you probably shouldn’t do these.
It sure as hell would be funny if you did though.
1. Go to a bank or store where the teller or cashier is behind glass. Go up to them and ask them if the glass is bulletproof or not, if it is then ask them for the location of another bank in the area, if not ask for the time they close and tell them you will be coming back later.
2. Go to the airport. Take a small notebook and a pen. Locate a TSA agent (or some kind of security personel) and start asking them about what the metal detector will and won’t detect. Take notes. (Helps to be Middle Eastern)
3. Fly to New York.
Locate the Dakota:
Pick up a copy of The Catcher in the Rye and a trenchcoat. Stand outside for a couple hours, Catcher in the Rye in hand, asking where Yoko is.
4. Go to your local government office. (Capital building works) Go up to the secretary and say: "I would like to speak to someone concerning how to build nuclear weapons. (Notebook and pencil are helpful for this one too).
5. Go to your local state college. When on campus walk into buildings, offices, or dorms and ask people how to get to the roof, saying: "I want to get a look at some vantage points."
Sep 26, 2008 1:03 pm - ^Lol, with the precautions this site takes to not get FBI attention, I figured that I wouldn’t.
Yeah, I’ll think of more soon, thnx for the 5’s.
Oct 13, 2008 8:58 pm - You could always do like Dane Cook says, go to a bank, stand in line with gloves, and tap the person in front of you as you’re putting them on and say "Now would be a good time to leave!"
Or go to a bar, walk up to a girl sitting alone and ask, "Excuse me, are you going to be walking to your car alone later? I’ll just be sitting over here watching you all night!"
Or just go to a party, and take a shit on the coats in the closet and wait for somebody to find it and bring it up!
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