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i couldnt find any "how to fake being sick" eggs so i decided to make my own. i HAVE tested this and it works.
step 1: at night tell your parents your stomach hurts or something like that. they will probably tell you to take medicine. do NOT take it just act like you did and tell them you feel better.
step 2: in the morning tell your parents you feel sick again. dont tell them you cant go to school. just act like you took the medicine and act normal to make them think it worked.
step 3:
if you want to leave during lunch read this:
wait a like 10 minutes before going to the nurses office(or the nurse will tell you "you need to eat lunch" and make you go eat lunch) then go to the nurses office and tell them you tried to eat lunch but you felt too sick(or something like that).
if you want to leave before lunch read this:
in the middle of 1st or 2nd period start doing things slowly and acting like your stomach hurts(or whatever you told your parents) then after about 10 minutes of acting go up to your teacher and ask them if you can go to the nurses office. your teacher will do 1 out of 3 things.
1.tell you to go to the bathroom.
if your teacher does that go to the bathroom and make throwing up sounds. do NOT make yourself throw up its not good for you. then go back to your teacher and tell them that you threw up and that it didnt help.if they send you to the nurses office then read "At the nurses office"(bottom of the page). if they dont just keep acting and try the same thing at your next class.
2.tell you to go to the nurses office.
if your teacher does that read "at the nurses office"(at the bottom).
3. tell you no.
if this happens just keep acting and try it at your next class.
at the nurses office:
the nurse will either call your parents and tell them to come pick you up or he/she will make you call your parents tell your parents the same thing you told the nurse. if they believe tell them that you feel too sick to be at school. if you were a good actor/liar they will come and pick you up.
Sep 28, 2008 7:46 pm - This is seriously only for elementary level kids. Not to knock your innovation here but its been done before (you should’ve searched the directory) in better ways which will work for someone past the fifth grade. It isn’t useful for anyone higher than that.
This gets one star for the minimum about f effort you put into it.
Sep 28, 2008 10:31 pm - you can buy this medication called Epicac its used if a young child accedently eats somekind of toxins. I rember when I was 7 I took too much cold medicine (no child safty can stop me) and my mom gave this stuff to me and you cannot stop throwing up untill its all out of youre system. but I wouldent do this unless I was having a real bad day at school. also I know they used to sell prank candy that makes you throw up but I dont know if they still do.
Sep 29, 2008 7:35 am - Yeah, you should never use ipecac unless it is a serious emergency (and by emergency I don’t mean that you have a test). It can really fuck up the lining of your stomach. And now some doctors are saying that it isn’t even effective against poisoning.
Sep 29, 2008 11:43 am - yo If you wanna skip school. Just get the off school. Them if anyone asks just tell them you was sick.But coz oyur a good actor I suggest you could shit your pants, go to class and tell them your stomach hurts. Now I hope they say you stay in school so you have to walk with shitty pants the whole day
Oct 02, 2008 9:52 am - Or quit being fucking stupid and go to school. If i had the chance to do school over i woulda been a straight A student. I fucked up in school by doin shit like this and skipping. Fuck man, its only 4 years and itll make your life so much easier.
Oct 02, 2008 9:40 pm - This guy i knew called in a bomb threat because he didn’t do his math HW. This is on the same level of stupidity as that. I HAVE AN IDEA! Stay at school? Yew siwwry leetle ayunarkushts just cant be seen doing stuff like this, it might ruin the perfect reputation the teenagers of today have! (mostly thanks to you by the way)
ALSO! This is just ridiculously complicated to get out of school (middle school?)...seriously, way to make yourself not go through a hassle for no reason./
Ambitionbot&rsq o;s egg comment egg #1: Going home from daycare.
1-go to bathroom.
2-flush toilet.
3-go say you threw up and flushed.
4-go home.
OR
1-gather shit.
2-put car in drive.
3-skedaddle.
4-FIN
This made me want to taste the spleen of a dying old hag.
I feel as if a whole chunk of my life has been thrown into a toilet and shat upon, by multiple people.
Fore mentioned shit was then mutated by the taints of salt.
The poop grew really big, choking on this poop, a part of me died inside.
Honestly speaking, this makes epicac sound like a good idea, and we all know how bad that is.
You make me want to vomit my own blood. A hernia is probably more enjoyfull than the life you lead.
Oct 04, 2008 7:41 am - A friend told me what kids used to do at his high school: They’d purposely shit their pants, so the school would call their parents to take them home. The administrators eventually got wise to that scam, and would then call their parents, not to take them home, but to bring a new pair of pants and some underwear. Student stopped shitting their pants after that.
Oct 05, 2008 5:55 pm - retards... stay in school an learn something, trust me it is kinda good for you. I absolutely LOVE science, kinda where i learned how to make bombs haha! you know sometimes my science teacher inadvertently says things like "never mix vinegar and bleach!" guess what i do when i get home o__O:)
Oct 08, 2008 10:22 am - What I do is go the fridge put as much stuff in my mouth as I can, then go sit on the couch for a minute with my parents then i jump up real fast and run and just spit it out everywhere it works every time-but anyways 4*
retards... stay in school an learn something, trust me it is kinda good for you. I absolutely LOVE science, kinda where i learned how to make bombs haha! you know sometimes my science teacher inadvertently says things like "never mix vinegar and bleach!" guess what i do when i get home o__O:)
100% agreement.
Chemistry is actually the best lesson ever
"never mix ammonia and bleach" good job i looked it up before trying it as it makes mustard gas.
YAY gas attack.
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