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(49 votes) Published: Oct 08, 2008 6:38 a.m. Viewed 247 times
Hi guys, haven’t made an egg in awhile so I thought I should probly put one up. now, this is a matter than many of us face every day, so I have a few ideas, with their pros and cons to get your liquor quicker lol.
Idea 1 Friends/Family This idea is just about flawless, and the name explains it, ask someone from your friends or family to get it for you.
Pros - Almost always works
- Can get large amounts to your house/where you want it
Cons - May get "dobbed" into your parents
- May be used as blackmail
- Someone knows your drinking
Idea 2 Getting a fake ID This idea I do not recommend. This should only be used as a last resort as this can be unreliable and can get you in alot of troble. Getting the ID is just asking around.
Pros - Get your own alcohol
- People like you because you can get alcohol
- Shop places where you have to be 18/21
Cons - Can get arrested/introuble
- Costs money
- Can be used as a "tool"
Idea 3 pulling the "excuse me?" This idea is a good and bad idea. The pros and cons explain it. Basically just look for someone young and looks cool.
Pros - Get your own alcohol
- Getting alcohol without people knowing
Cons - Can get ripped off
- Can get in trouble
- Can get the nice helpful person in trouble
Idea 4 stealing Now, as far as I know, it is not illegal for a minor to be in a liquor store, only for them to buy it. So all you have to do is steal it. I don’t steal so I can’t explain this one to you.
Pros - Does not cost anything
- Do not have to realy on anyone
- Get what you want
- Give you a "kick"
Cons - Can get it lots or trouble
- Can get a record
- May not be able to shop there again
- No full proof
Idea 5 trying your luck This one is my personal favorite. What you have to do is go into the liquor store, pick up what you want, take it to the counter and pay for it. Now, if they ask for your ID, just play around in your wallet for awhile and then say oh sorry, I left it in my car. And then walk out. But, if they say yes, walk out with your booze and a smile. Tip - Try growing you facial hair for days/weeks
Pros - No real risk envolved
- Get what you want
- No charges for a fake ID
- Gives you a "kick"
Cons - Sometimes does not work
- Someone who knowns you can see you in there
Idea 6 A frige visit Plain and simple. Go to your frige and take it. Only will work if no one will miss it. Works best at partys.
Pros - Costs nothing
- Not much risk
- Simple trip to the frige
Cons - Can be caught
- Not always what you want
Idea 7 Online services These days as long as you have a credit card you can get anything. Find an online site that sells liquor, punch in your details, get a credit card, order. Easy as that.
Tips - Use a credit card that it wont be suspicious on
- Order delivery when parents are out
- As a phone number put your mobile
- Can order to a random address, then go pick it up
Pros - Easy
- Cheap
- Large amounts at once, no questions asked
Cons - Maybe asked for a signiture
- May not work
- Needs a credit card
Well thats it. I hope my ideas will hopefully get you that alcohol underage. But remember drink responsibly. If you are under 16, no more than 50 standard drinks a month, or you will do damage.
***ParkourPerson***
I tried that one once and it worked, except I was rushing around and handed the guy just a bit more money than I had realized. When he came back, he asked to keep the "$9" in change which really ended up being about $25 or so. Just be careful with whatever you do, and I really wouldn’t suggest stealing it. It’s not worth it when it’s all said and done and you’re picking up trash along the highway.
Oct 08, 2008 7:51 pm - not bad 5 stars. the only ones ive done is steal it and the ol’ sleazy jesus where u pour some of ur parents vodka or gin into a bottle and fill the difference with water. Nowadays to get good shit i just go to my dealer and buy some dank tho. i quit drinking and stealing. 5’s.
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