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Misc. Knoladge II

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(98 votes)
Published: Oct 29, 2008 7:41 p.m.
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warning*
dont try this at home unless your REtarded


First I would like to say I did not come up with any of this.(i stoll it from a knewB)* Most information found here was found by me but not created by me. I am just RE-directing @ the general public.



First I would like to say I did not come up with any of this. Most information found here was found by me but not created by me. I am just re-directing it to the general public.

~Flourecent lights make a nice pop wen broken.

~* and # pushed together on a number key pad will almost always be a silent alarm but you must push them together

~To pass sombody out have them bend over and hyperveltalate around 20 good times then FROM THEYRE BACK squeese theyre chest hard untill they pass. DO NOT DROP THEM I got a cuncution this way

~Processed cheese put on cars will peel the paint off, but only during hot weather or cold weather.

~Clorox and Break Fluid causes a lot of smoke. A LOT of smoke.

~Hitting sombody in the back of the scull hard enough will have them temporarly go blind. Not safe so dont fuck around with it

~This happened to my friend once. If you spray deoderent on a fire alarm where you push then pull down it will set it off. I am not sure on how well this will work, maby not at all but it happened to my friend so try it if you want.

~Your wenis has almost no nerves so if it is pinched or cut it wont hurt all that much unless your a pussy

~A human can drink one pint of blood before he gets sick.

~Inner tubing for bikes make good waterballoon launchers.

~In hats the inner lining makes a good place to hide shit. Its just a flat that goes all around your head it can hide things pretty good.

~Thats it for now rate fair.

~Flourecent lights make a nice pop wen broken.

~* and # pushed together on a number key pad will almost always be a silent alarm but you must push them together

~To pass sombody out have them bend over and hyperveltalate around 20 good times then FROM THEYRE BACK squeese theyre chest hard untill they pass. DO NOT DROP THEM I got a cuncution this way

~Processed cheese put on cars will peel the paint off, but only during hot weather or cold weather.

~Clorox and Break Fluid causes a lot of smoke. A LOT of smoke.

~Hitting sombody in the back of the scull hard enough will have them temporarly go blind. Not safe so dont fuck around with it

~This happened to my friend once. If you spray deoderent on a fire alarm where you push then pull down it will set it off. I am not sure on how well this will work, maby not at all but it happened to my friend so try it if you want.

~Your wenis has almost no nerves so if it is pinched or cut it wont hurt all that much unless your a pussy

~A human can drink one pint of blood before he gets sick.

~Inner tubing for bikes make good waterballoon launchers.

~In hats the inner lining makes a good place to hide shit. Its just a flat that goes all around your head it can hide things pretty good.

~Thats it for now rate fair, its my first egg

~your comment will be deleted* unless its an addition
to this list of useless information

(& a vote of no less than 3@@@’s)
 

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Salamanderhead

Oct 29, 2008 8:08 pm -
5

@


GlennDanzig

Oct 29, 2008 8:08 pm -
putting dri ise in a bottel with water will meke it boom


5* btw


AtlJoker

Oct 29, 2008 8:13 pm -
If you have a penis, please wash it on a yearly basis.

Anymore or anyless can cause natural castration.


right_hand

Oct 30, 2008 4:43 am - ^ ^ ^ ^-
Most of you didn’t understand the meaning here did you? There’s a lot to be learned here and you missed it completely.


Coopz

Oct 30, 2008 10:11 am -
Looks to me like he’s just ripping the piss out of "Done". Is that not it? The first 5 people seem to realise that too.

It also goes to show that older, more known/respected members get a lot more lee-way than newbies when it comes to things like this, and that the newbies get penalised simply because they are newbies. newbies.... boobies....

And just to contribute so this doesnt get deleted.....

stabbing somebody in the heart can kill them. It’s dangerous though so dont fuck around with it.

and what the hell, I’ll give 5* cause I’m feeling generous and you made me laugh. I only gave the other guy 2* so u should feel honoured! lol


PussyLiquor

Oct 30, 2008 2:18 pm -
If u put sugurs with hawt watur in a cup with a string it maks crystulzz.

Im asuming this is a joke egg? 0*


Bier

Oct 30, 2008 6:38 pm -
Pain hurts so dont fuck with it...

and what an egg lol...


intelligencequotien

Oct 31, 2008 3:11 pm -
Woo! Brought the rating up by a fucking shitfuck load!


Nocturnal_Partyboy

Oc 31, 2008 4:03 pm -
You get props just because you’re TechnoDestructo. Props on the pic of the pony...absolutely pointless, but I got a good laugh since you pretty much burned ’Done’...5*

ddition: If you put shit in a paper bag, light it on fire, and put it on someone’s porch after ringing the doorbell...they must either let it burn and stink the hell out of their porch, or stomp it out and get shit all over their shoes!


hippojoe

Oct 31, 2008 11:04 pm -
5* because you have a higher rating than the original egg and thats pretty funny.

sleeping cats+airhorn=lolz
sleepin cats in a box+airhorn=EPIC LOLZ


wierdale24

Nov 04, 2008 4:56 pm -
5* in the morning your 1 cm taller than at night because your cartilage in your legs compresses


-T33J4Y-

Nov 07, 2008 6:04 pm -
Quote:

AtlJoker
Oct 29, 2008 8:13 pm -
If you have a penis, please wash it on a yearly basis.

Anymore or anyless can cause natural castration.



This guy is starting to annoy me ¬_¬


also;

MS Word 2000;

type;

"=rand (200,99)



xD old but was first thing that came into my head O_o...



5s ^^,


Rock_In_Black

Nov 08, 2008 2:30 pm -
Apparently your "cuncution" made you retarded and forget all knowledge of spelling.


AppetiteForDestr ction

Nov 09, 2008 12:10 pm -
Lol, silly noobs.^

@


-T33J4Y-

Nov 12, 2008 12:09 pm -
Also.

2*

lun som Engrish


oh-well-i-guess

Apr 18, 2009 4:59 pm -
eggs also peel the paint off cars; and you can pass yourself out by hyperventilating and pressing against the sides of you’re neck (veins beside you’re Adam’s apple, you can feel you’re pulse on them)

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