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Stoner Story #1 THE HOUSE
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Published: May 29, 2004 12:00 a.m.
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Well this is a true story about me my brother and my friends getting into this boarded up house. It was most excellent if i do say so myself.

well this is what happened to the house...(while i was in there i found some papers[no not rolling papers]on what had happened to the place)the papers said they were being evicted because of they were to close to a small creek and they were slowly sinking into it when it rained it also flooded there house. so they were givin some money to move it was funny becuase we found a check made out to them it said $5.00. wow 5 bucks to move thats gonna help. any way they had it boarded up and were going to move it and we never have tried to get into it before but we could see though the top windows so we knew #*@! was in there so one day the dudes came back to the house to get something so they put up a huge ladder and when they left the ladder was still there so were like hellz yes dude so we got up there andwe were in the house... it was me my brother jared and his friend kevin and my friend erik so we were looking around and we were thinking wow tresure!!! we found an old tv and boxes everywere full of stuff!!! so we were looking around and i pulled a box from the bottom of this pile and i found #*@! loads of penthouse magazines (which is porn!!) so i kept that box and i found another box with mad magazines which is pretty damn awsome so i kept those also... i found some huge sparklers also. so we were geeting bored with the upstairs so we went downstairs (very dark and creepy) and we found a sofaa tv and the fire place and such there was stuff all over the floor and everything and i had a flas hlight that i had found upstairs and we were looking around in the kitchin and there was #*@!ing like 3 year old milk i smelled it and almost threw up and then i chucked it down this huge hole that must have been there basement or something it looked kinda like a fire burned it or something and we looked in a drawer in the kitchin and found an old crusty condom kevin was like ewww a #*@!ing old a$$ condom i was like who the #*@! puts a condom in the kitchin. we eventually got bored in there so we to this small bedroom near a borded up window and there was a fax machine there and a hall way to that big while i was talking about we tooke the paper for the machine and chucked it down and #*@! and the flash light broke so we threw it down there but we couldnt see #*@! so we got this big stick and tied a rag to it and put this paint thinner #*@! on it and litit up (wow real smart were in the downstairs of a house with a 4 foot stick thats on fire with nauseating paint thinner in the air) well were stupid like that so we started heading upstairs when fat ass eric had to drop the stick and the floor caught fire and we were like aghhhhhh so me and jared grabbed some blankets and eventually put the damn fire out and the whole downstairs was filled with smoke and we couldnt find our way out until i found the kitchin then i knew were to go when we got upstairs (it was hard to find becuase we were trying to get to the attic were we got in from and there was a hatched door and ladder we had to climb well we finally got to it grabbed the #*@! we wanted and kevind found some tag (spray paint) and started spraying #*@! on the windows so we could ee them from the road of heavy traffic so we got out and he brang some tag with us and tagged the back of the house and this dude was walking toward us so we took off in the woods and hid for a while looking at the porn and what not but the dude took the ladder and we couldnt get back in and i was thinking....what if we were in there and he took it... we would have to jump like 20 feet to get down we would break our #*@!ing legs to get down aghh that would suck... and theres my conclusion and the moral to this story is...

theres always kool stuff in an abandoned house so go look :)

~jay~ 		 
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BadBoy-2665
Dec 27, 2004 12:31 am -
Too bad you didn’t find a mass grave of a deranged serial killer that used to live there . . .


I-AM-THE-MONGOOSE
Jan 26, 2005 3:41 pm - awsome story
woah, that is awsome, u found penthous mags + fireworks in this abandoned place and u also got to fuck up the house! All, the abandoned places around my area have nothing but musty and rusty @#?! sweet. Keep up the good work my fellow vandals!
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