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Pranks for your computer and some random commands

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Published: Nov 29, 2008 9:25 p.m.
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Rotteneggs will not let me post java-5cript commands, so i changed the s to a 5. You will have to do the same thing when you paste into the url, but opposite of what i did. Change the 5 to a S


java5cript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++ }setInterval(’A()’,5); void(0);
If you go to google, it will make the google symbol move around.


Some different types of google, put these in google and click im feeling lucky.

google bearshare
google loco
google gothic
google linux
google l33t
google ewmew
xx-klingon
xx-piglatin
google bsd
google easter egg
answer to life the universe and everything
google mozilla
google gizoogle


I’ll let you figure those out by yourselves.

java5cript:prompt("Question","Answer")
Put a random question where it says "question" and put an answer in "Answer" not really useful, but its something.
java5cript:confirm("Question")
Same thing as the one before it, except it answers IN TRUE, FALSE Format. OK - TRUE, CANCEL - FALSE

java5cript:alert("your text here")
Makes whatever you put in "your text here" pop up, like a pop-up.

java5cript:document.body.contentEditable =’true’; document.designMode=’on’; void 0

This lets you edit almost any webpage, fast and simply.:)
http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=UJi0I3C04ccA3agKDONP%2Bg%3D%3D


java5cript:function Shw(n) {if (self.moveBy) {for (i = 35; i > 0; i--) {for (j = n; j > 0; j--) {self.moveBy(1,i) ;self.moveBy(i,0);self.moveBy(0,-i);self.moveBy(-i,0); } } }} Shw(6)
This js trick shakes your internet browser, which is a good prank to do at school. I cant make a gif because a big white block appears whenever i printscreen. :\\

java5cript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+ "px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+" px"}R++}setInterval(’A()’,5); void(1);

The js code makes it to where the images go from right to left on your screen.

java5cript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval(’A()’,5); void(0);

Makes images rotate around the screen. ( Funny to watch peoples reactions. )
http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=UJi0I3C04ces4mw98mMsaQ%3D%3D

java5cript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("a"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position=’absolute’; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval(’A()’,5); void(0);

This one does exactly the same thing, except it adds all the links to the rotating images.

java5cript: alert(1337+1337-69);

This is a calculator. Replace whats inside the parenthesis with whatever number you can think of and you will get your answer.

This calculator is self explanatory, and you can also just type what math calculation you want to do in google search and it will give it to you.
http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=UJi0I3C04cdeGfOjx2Hr%2FQ%3D%3D


In computer class on day i was messing with Ctrl+Alt+Random Things and i found out that at my school if you press Ctrl+Alt+Any of the arrow Keys, it flips the screen in that direction. Now, on my home computer it will only flip it down, and on every Laptop i have tried it on, it hasn’t worked. So it might not work on every computer.

Some random commands:

Windows Key+D - Shows Desktop
Windows Key+R - Opens Run
Windows Key+C - Opens Control Panel
Windows Key+V - Starts Clipboard
Windows Key+I - Opens Mouse Properties
Windows Key+K - Opens Keyboard Properties
Windows Key+A - Accessibility Options
Windows Key+S - Toggles Caps Lock
Windows Key+M - Minimizes ALL windows
Windows Key+Shift+M - Restores ALL windows
Windows Key+E - Opens My Computer
Windows Key+F - Searchs for a file/folder
CTRL+Windows Key+F - Search’s for computers
Windows Key+L - Locks Computer ( If you don’t know your password for your computer in general, Dont test it on yours.)

CTRL+O (Open a saved console)
CTRL+N (Open a new console)
CTRL+S (Save the open console)
CTRL+M (Add or remove a console item)
CTRL+W (Open a new window)
F5 key (Update the content of all console windows)

ALT+SPACEBAR (Display the MMC window menu)
ALT+F4 (Close the console)
ALT+A (Display the Action menu)
ALT+V (Display the View menu)
ALT+F (Display the File menu)
ALT+O (Display the Favorites menu)


Quote:
Rotteneggs will not let me post java-5cript commands, so i changed the s to a 5. You will have to do the same thing when you paste into the url, but opposite of what i did. Change the 5 to a S


Nigger Dick.

~TOB3RT
 

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DixieNormous

Nov 30, 2008 3:04 am -
5*s on this and your profile and in favorite’s


Dboi

Nov 30, 2008 4:59 am -
4* because my dick itched.


CleanseTheDoors

Nov 30, 2008 6:48 am -
5*s for the useful information


CaptainJack

Nov 30, 2008 7:26 am -
5Stars. Great egg I like the Java 5cript thing.


Yeah so I came on him anyways.


747

Nov 30, 2008 7:32 am -
5*s on you and your profile


TOB3RT

Nov 30, 2008 8:04 am -
Nutz - It was the guy that posted a comment before you that stretched the page.
Thanks CTD, TT, Dboi, and 747. 5* On all of your profiles.
CaptainJack - Thats kind of gay, you cumming on a guy. Thanks for the 5’s though.


Cthulhu

Nov 30, 2008 10:30 am -
Cool, fives


Salamanderhead

Nov 30, 2008 10:50 am -
0!!!


Stiffy_

Nov 30, 2008 2:13 pm -
2*s


-T-D-D-

Nov 30, 2008 4:27 pm -
Coo Koo KEWL


Acid_Wire

Nov 30, 2008 4:42 pm - ...
Great. I checked for c/p as well. It’s origional.
Good show. 5* on this and your profile.
Could’ve used some screenshots, though.


oracle

Dec 01, 2008 3:53 pm -
0’d


Bier

Dec 01, 2008 7:29 pm -
4*s cause i like the first one, some of the rest was common knowledge


CaptainHowdy

Dec 09, 2008 1:34 am -
ermmm
wtf is the main picture of.
and mosta that shit is in my "guide to windows xp" book.
not that i actaully needed the guide. i just somehow got a hold of it.
anyways. yeah its kinda lame sorry mate.


colin_fiat

Dec 09, 2008 3:59 am -
All the 5cripts you show are fun for a nano second but pointless. It’s not what you know but how you use it.

Using a public computer (school, library, work, café), find a reputable news site, locate a page showing an image of some criminal with large unmistakable headlines, and enter the Java5cript URL as: (for example)

Java5cript: lert(document.images[9 .src=’http://www.yoursite. om/yourpic.jpg’);

Sit there for a while and watch the people watch you.

Password login page: just before someone clicks the login button, stop them and, with their permission, type in: (for example)

Java5cipt:a ert(document.forms[0]. lements[2].value);

Th s will, if the index numbers are correct, show the password in plain text. With the right ‘bullshit’ you could convince the less computer literate of anything.

Keyboard Commands: one boring winter night I pressed F1 and read the keyboard shortcut documentation in the Windows Help File. Maybe you want to go read up on what WINDOWS KEY + B does. It is often useful.

2*
Colin Fiat


SocialHazard

Dec 21, 2008 11:38 am -
5* i love the google commands


StThaddeus

Apr 05, 2009 11:32 am -
cool 5*


Fatsy

Apr 25, 2009 5:22 pm -
iz nice 5*s


SoBe_1

Oct 29, 2009 10:45 pm -
Thats sum cool shit dogg keep it up ;p

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