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"The Game"

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(116 votes)
Published: Dec 07, 2008 6:33 a.m.
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Ever heard of "The Game?"
Nope?
Well you just lost.
So did I.

Great game huh?

"The Game" is a never ending event that everyone, everywhere plays ALL of the time. Even If you don’t know what "The Game" is, you are playing it.

Confused?

Ill give you some quotes from their website.

"Everyone is playing the game. They always have been and always will be. Participation in a game requires neither consent nor awareness of its existence.

Only when someone has told you about The Game does it become possible to lose, unless you independently create The Game.

The creator of The Game was the first person to realize that he was playing, and was therefore the first person to lose.


Still confused?
Let me make this a physical thing, to make it easier to understand.

Take a cardboard box.
Open it...
You find nothing.
Take it out...
What you hold in your hands is "The Game"
Every time you think about "The Game", you lose.
You start playing again once you forget your playing.
Ultimately, the aim of "The Game" is to forget it exists.

It was supposedly created when sound engineers missed their last train home and had to spend the whole night on a platform.

Think your up for it?
=]

There are rules.
Only three.

Rule 1: You are playing "The Game".
Rule 2: Whenever you think about "The Game", you lose.
Rule 3: Every loss must be announced.

If you want to start playing, let me give you a few hints. There are certain things that can make you lose the game. Here is a list of those things:

Eminem’s Single, Just Lose It.
The G-Unot rapper, The Game.
Queen’s single, The Game.
HHH’s nickname in the WWE, The Game.
Eminem’s other single, Lose Yourself.
British high street shop, Game.
The U.S & UK smash hit TV series, Lost.
The Cardigans single, My Favourite Game.
This egg...
And probably my username -GetNakedForMe-

Remember...
Every time you tell someone about the game, you lose.
But for other people to lose, you have to lose yourself.

Confused?
Ive got a headache...

Good Luck
:)


 

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Father_of_loki

Dec 07, 2008 6:53 am -
Wtf? I dont get it. and that is a nasty looking toilet.


-Dave-

Dec 07, 2008 7:06 am -
Way to break Rules 1 & 2.

You fail.

An hero time...


CleanseTheDoors

Dec 07, 2008 7:21 am -
I haven’t thought about the game in like a month you bastard. Thanks a lot.
I lost the game!


KentanKisuragi

Dec 07, 2008 10:05 am -
Quote:
Way to break Rules 1 & 2.

You fail.

An hero time...

1) Rules 1 & 2 only apply to raids.
2) How did he break them anyway?
3) ????
4) PROFIT!!
5) You fail.


Dodge

Dec 07, 2008 10:35 am -
Fuck.


Toasty

Dec 07, 2008 10:55 am -
I has 0 for you, in my pocket.


Salamanderhead

Dec 07, 2008 11:41 am -
You emo fuck. 0*’s. Get the fuck out of RE. We don’t take kindly to your type around here.


The__Overlord

Dec 07, 2008 11:55 am -
I swear this is copy pasta but I can’t prove it so it stands.

--No Rating At This Time--


AtlJoker

Dec 07, 2008 12:19 pm -
Keep your chan shit on chan shits.


Dboi

Dec 07, 2008 12:28 pm -
Theres a film called The Game, and its fucking sick...Its about this guys life being all part of a game but he doesnt know when its actually over...


Noskrazy

Dec 07, 2008 12:37 pm -
WTF is this seriously?
This is just like a giant mind fuck......0*


mciain

Dec 07, 2008 12:51 pm -
$8 = 4* it gives you something to think aobut.


Salamanderhead

Dec 07, 2008 1:34 pm -
Lol mindfuck. When you see it you will shit bricks...

Man this guy has the same gay "snakebites" as that new blonde girl. Maybe they’re the same person.


ShadyShadow

Dec 07, 2008 2:46 pm -
Quote:
Rule 1. You are playing The Game - This emphasises the fact that this is game is played continuously and that (players believe) once you start playing you can’t stop.

quote:
You only begin playing The Game when you become aware of its existence.
You may choose to not play The Game.

Rule 2. Whenever you think about The Game, you lose - This emphasises how The Game is played and gives its objective: to forget that it exists. Some points about the specific wording of this rule (e.g. think about vs remember you are playing) are made here.

Rule 3. Loss of The Game must be announced - This emphasises the consequence of loss and is an important part of how The Game is spread.


Correct me if im wrong:
So the only rule you can legally break is rule 3 by not telling you lost, but then again by thinking about breaking the rule make’s you lose the game because of rule 2, but before you can lose you first need to "believe" that is the only way to start "the game"...

Quote:
believe
[bi-leev]
verb, -lieved, -liev-ing.
–verb (used without object)
1. to have confidence in the truth, the existence, or the reliability of something, although without absolute proof that one is right in doing so: Only if one believes in something can one act purposefully.


so in other words: you can’t lose before you believe. Rule 1 says you can’t stop once you start to believe, causing to start to believe and automatically lets you lose the game.... so you can’t call it a real game because you can breake a rule, lie about losing and can’t cannot remember. ( In the rules they are trying to tell that you can trick your mind into forgetting about the game and then thinking around the game to remember to trick other people to lose the game but this cant happen because you still remember to trick other people in losing the game thus makes you remember the game )

For people who are to lazy to read the above:
In short, no one can start playing this game without losing at the same time. Because of the rule that you need to believe before you play, this starts a endless circle of losing the game at the momend you start it. Therefore i call this game impossible, not fun and bullshit...


Salamanderhead

ec 07, 2008 3:09 pm -
^TL;DR.


ShadyShadow

Dec 07, 2008 3:14 pm -
Quote:
TL;DR.


Quote:
For people who are to lazy to read the above:
In short, no one can start playing this game without losing at the same time. Because of the rule that you need to believe before you play, this starts a endless circle of losing the game at the momend you start it. Therefore i call this game impossible, not fun and bullshit...


graboid90

Dec 07, 2008 3:53 pm - ...
The game is an anachronism. It was never meant to be introduced into this culture so early.
Drive it from your thoughts. It can only lead to suicide.


Dodge

Dec 07, 2008 4:00 pm -
Fuck.


graboid90

Dec 07, 2008 4:47 pm - ...
Quote:
Fuck.

Truer words were never spoken.


Darkside_6ix

Dec 07, 2008 4:51 pm -
Okay, who’s ready to die?


Nosferatu

Dec 07, 2008 6:31 pm -
ugh! I was winning until I clicked this egg thanks alot!!!


MISTER_PINTO

Dec 07, 2008 6:48 pm -
fuck you


8 month winning streak and just lost



5*


shitass

Dec 07, 2008 7:10 pm -
you’re just confusing me. if I were to do this... I wouldn’t


Dodge

Dec 07, 2008 7:15 pm -
Fuck.
Third time today.


hippojoe

Dec 07, 2008 7:36 pm -
5*s Okay but how much of a loss is it to have read or even written this egg.


GetNakedForMe

Dec 08, 2008 2:07 pm -
Ohh i lost big time writing this egg
=]


Taketothedeck

Dec 08, 2008 2:13 pm - Meh -_-
5*
I Enjoyed Loosing..


Pyroguide

Dec 08, 2008 8:29 pm -
Haha nice work 4****


commandpromt

Dec 08, 2008 10:03 pm -
The game rox, even if i lose at it. 5*


pilot_instruktor

Dec 09, 2008 3:21 pm -
All I have to say:


GetNakedForMe

Dec 10, 2008 9:31 am -


GetNakedForMe

Dec 10, 2008 9:32 am -
^^ = Uber-LOL


oooooha

Dec 17, 2008 9:05 am -
fuck the game0*


Fatsy

Apr 20, 2009 11:14 am -
lol 5*s

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