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About NeighborHater: I have lived next door to the most obnoxious, self-centered egotisical, obsessive-compulsive disorder (O.C.D.) laden bastard , and his bitchy, bossy, big-mouthed, butt-ugly wife, for thirty-two years. Their names are Tom and Sharon D. I moved to 4721, in 1965, when the Dan Chapman family lived at 4729. The Chapmans were the nicest neighbors! My mother would socialize with Dan’s wife and was invited many times inside their home. Then, the Chapman’s decided to move. They sold 4729 to Tom and Sharon D, in 1976. Future references to this sicko couple will be synonymns for their hateful ways. I call Tom: "PussyMan," or: "PansyMan," not only because he is such a "Casper Milktoast," that gets off being bossed around by his sad, excuse for a wife, that is two full years older than him, [I guess after his failed, first marriage, he thought he’d try a "mother figure" this time, because she could easily pass for his mother, visually, (Ugh!) ] but more importantly, PussyMan hasn’t got the balls to man up and confront me directly, man to man, about his multiple, habitual issues. Instead, he can only muster up enough testosterone to make phone calls to woman Police and city officials to fight his battles for him, while he hides inside his house, like the faggot that he is. I verbally pleaded with PansyMan in May, 2008, to quit reporting me to the city, and bring his beefs, directly to me. At first, he acted like he would, but in two months time, his insecure sicko personality reverted back to his O.C.D. routine, perverted ways. I’m talking about things that I do, that are NONE of his business in the first place, but in his warped mind, he feels compelled to hassle me about . PussyMan’s doctor finally convinced him to quit smoking, recently. But, I will describe one of the first irritating things he used to do to me and my family, for years: The outside of my home is only about 20-25 feet from the outside wall of their house. PussyMan was a smoker, but his wife, "Grumpy," was not. Therefore, Grumpy makes the pussy-whipped "Drowsy" go outside to smoke. Because of his heavy smoking habit, he was compelled by his nicotine addiction to have a cigarette every half-hour to 45 minutes. He could stand anywhere on his property to do this, butwhere does he choose to stand, routinely? Near my south kitchen wall fan exhaust louvers, so he can orally spy on my family’s private, personal conversations! He was always very dilligent not to step off his property line, and onto mine, so I couldn’t report him for trespassing. Yet, he is only about 2-3 feet from my vent louvers. He stands sideways, with one ear directed toward my louvers, while finishing his cigarette. He did this all season long, even in the winter! At summertime, if I open my kitchen window on the west wall (there are no kitchen windows on the south wall, where the louvers are, for "Nosey" to window peep through, thank God) after I have realized I may have yelled something to one of my family members in an adjacent room, that I would rather not have PussyMan hear, when I look outside, there he is, taking everything in, to possibly use against me at a later date! I am a prisoner in my own home! I can’t even fart in the privacy of my own home, without the worry that Nosey may have heard it! The "Neighbors From Hell" constantly report me to the City for supposed: "ordinance violations," even though none of the things they report me for, actually, directly affect them. They just report me, simply, because they legally can! For some unknown reason to me, they have a personal vendetta against my family, and MY FAMILY, ONLY. Several other neighbors in the immediate area are "guilty" of the exact same "offenses," but my Neighbors from Hell only report ME! They are atheists, and NEVER go to church, EVER! Instead of having the Holy Bible on the kitchen table, they apparently instead, have the City of Kentwood, Michigan Zoning Ordinances rulebook in its place! The whistleblowers call up the city and police department on a constant, on-going basis, for the most frivolous, ridiculous reasons imaginable. You would think the city would just blow them off as a habitual whiner, instead of wasting the tax-payer’s money on such unimportant nonsense. But PussyMan, having O.C.D., control freak, and anger management issues, makes certain he stays very persistent with his idle complaints. The only reason I can figure out why Terry S., the head of the Kentwood Zoning Department even legitimizes PussyMan’s rantings, is to perpetuate his own personal agenga. You see, they appararently don’t have enough genuine complaints to keep themselves busy enough to make their superiors think they are really earning their absorbent, over-paid salaries. So, they rationalize, in these hard, economic times, before the budget cuts finally come, in order to look good on paper, and keep there worthless, unnecessary jobs from being eliminated, Terry S. and Marva T. chose to make ME their scapegoat, to support their own financial security. Terry’s arrogant personality has decided he doesn’t like when I stand up to his biased, unrealistic compliance deadlines, and the smart-ass, annoying way he carries himself. He also make a practice out of renaming my valuables a different name, to coincide with the technical legal jargon of his pages upon pages of zoning rules. He has called my car "canopies," "tents," or "outdoor structures," to better suit his rulings. A tent has four side walls, my canopies have no walls, making them canopies, not tents. And his $74.00 fine papers stated that: Two "tents" are an "excessive amount!" In another matter, he called my utility trailer, that has no roof, or back wall, that I use to haul leaves to the dump, a: "recreational vehicle," just to match his legal wording, again. What a crock of sh@t! When I show photos to the city of some of my neighbors doing the same thing I am supposedly guilty of, then terrible Terry and Mouthy Marva say: "No one has complained about the OTHER neighbors, ONLY about YOU. The way our flawed system works, we are not at liberty to tell you WHO the actual complainant(s) are, [ They don’t know that I have already verbally pushed PussyMan’s buttons, and tricked him into orally divulging that HE is in fact, the ONLY complainant, on ALL of the multiple complaints over the past decade, and no OTHER citizens have filed a complaint against me. The city thinks though, that they have successfully kept me in the dark, wondering if there are really others, and if so, who the complainants are ] but we are compelled to act on actual complaints, only. So YOU, and YOU ONLY, are the one we will make as our scapegoat, YOU, ONLY, will be sited for the offense, and YOU, ONLY, will pay our imposed $74.00 fine, and YOU, ONLY, will comply with our "selective enforcement" rules. Your other neighbors in violation, for the identical offense YOU are guilty of, will NOT be warned, sited, or fined. They are free to continue breaking our zoning laws, even though we have full knowledge that they are also in violation, -- unless YOU report them! [ I refuse to report them, as I am against big government, and rationalize that it would be Hippocratic, if I reported other neighbors for doing something they want to do, that doesn’t directly effect or harm others.] Please help me, as I can’t endure any more of my neighbor’s habitual harassment, and the city’s flawed, unfair "selective enforcement" policies. For reasons unexplained here, I DO NOT have the option to move. My dream would be to get all my "good" neighbors to sign a petition to force the City of Kentwood and the Neighbors From Hell, to cease and desist, with their consistent, on-going, habitual harassment, against me and my family. Thank you for any and all help and/or comfort this site or its members may give me, in my battle. I am looking for input from others, whether it is ways to legally combat the city, or just plain, old-fashion, clever retaliation on my Neighbors from Hell. I am open to any and all input. Thanks again, NeighborHater.
Location: Kentwood Michigan
Email: videovigilante@comcast.net
Last Visit: Sep 27, 2009 8:24 a.m.
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