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eclairs with a little extra bark. must have strong stomach to read
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Published: Jun 06, 2004 12:00 a.m.
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must pre warn anyone reading this you must have a strong stomach. if you can stomach this continue reading my egg :

this is only if you hate someone, you have to hate them beyond belief because you have to do some vile things.
ingredients:
about 8-10 chocolate eclairs,
a male dog (a #*@! wont do),
2 pairs of rubber gloves,
some form of syringe,
a big bowl,
hopefully a friend who will do anything, ANYTHING, for you.

get your friend to put on the rubber gloves (if you dont have that good a friend you have to do it, FIND A FRIEND), then get them to take the dogs manhood in his hand and jerk him o#*@!ain and again and again and put the contents in the bowl, you take a photo of this with a polaroid be careful to keep your friend from the photo(you dont wanna be incriminated in anyway). at this time you should of took the other gloves and the syringe and empty the contents of the eclairs into the bin then take the bowl and carefully inject the contents into the eclairs (can you see it) careful not to get any on yourself, then place on a plate, in a box on top of the photo but make sure its covered.
put them on the person you hate the mosts doorstep (make sure they are home) ring the doorbell and run for your life.

you probably wont see them for a very long while after they find the picture, if you do borrow the dog again and go up to them and get the dog to lick them.

have fun if you can stomach it 		 
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Clegg
Jan 20, 2005 8:05 am -
you got this from National Lampoons Van Wilder
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