About SlapStick: There is nothing about me...
I don’t really exist outside your mind, I’m a imaginary friend you taught up because you where to lonely to live the life of a normal human being... and my name is "Bob" the Slapstick.
Hobbies: I enjoy long walks on the beach. poking dead things, slapping sand-niggers and spanking school girls.
Favorite Music: The sound you get when you’re slamming into a little girl.