BlogTV fun with DTF! *With Pics!*
'DTF the predator' 
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(109 votes)
Published: Dec 30, 2008 10:35 p.m.
Viewed 393 times |
Ok, I said I would make an egg about this because it was great fun. Following a link in the GD I went to DaTruFucka’s blogTV channel. I was his only viewer, and he seronaded me a sweet sonnet on his guitar, donning strange shades and a straw hat to make himself look more like a predator.
As his tallents blossomed his viewerbase grew, and a couple of others from RE were watching, such as DamnBastard, Dodge, and TwistedTransistor. This one time (well a few times actually) a stranger joined the viewers and DTF would start talking about satanic rituals and get his knife out and start pretending to cut his pinky off. I think this is a good que for another pic, break up the monotoney of the writing a little.
He looked so beautiful when he sang. And when he closed his eyes.....
He then got really happy when he saw that his friend DamnBastard was gunna join him in the video.
But when he sees that DamnBastard looks like a terrorist, he doesn’t look impressed.
He then decided to put his show on his head
And then the shoe became his head.
He showed us his nipple too
In between all this jolly banter, he improvised some pretty rocking songs about whatever subject matter we gave him. I started typing down what he was saying, i missed quite a bit and my typing was crap cause i had to go soooo fast. But here it is, a random mish mash of some of the fragmented songs DTF composed for us.
coops
your name rhymes with coops
coops
do you ever have to poops
i sure hope you do
or else you arent a normal human being
coops
when you are poopsing
how do you feel?
coops
stop it you damn bastard, or I’ll fuck your dog, while your sitting in your room
my retarded cousin fell down the stairs
it was soo funny
my retarded cousin saw a vagina the other day
and he said to me
"durka dooo dee doo daa dooo"
little boys and girls when you go outside at night
its allright
theres nothing there to be worried about
except for rapists
ohg yeah theres rapists,
rapists everywhere
and not only rapists do you have to worry about
theres also black people
they are very crafty at night cause you cant see them
cause their skin is so black
youll see a pair of floating clothes
and thats when they’ll attack
the other day
i was at a parade
guess what 5 saw
a buncha scotsmen
drinking beer
In their kilts
their plaid
their plad kilts
i dont even know what you do
you just sit there and have gay butsecks all day
interlude
hey there scotsman
there in ur kilt
what do you think ur doing?
theres little girls around here
u think you can just wear kilts in public?
i dont even know wat to say
*goes mental*
He then posed us with a strange question, which follows:
what would you rather eat raw, including the fur?
a kitten or a puppy?
I said puppy. But apparently it was a furless kitten, so you should have chose that. -_^
What else? hmmm.... You really had to be there to appreciate it all. But I hope this egg has brought a little light into your life. Please conside joining blogtv and supporting our own homegrown DTF. He rocks my world.
Please comment and rate fairly.
P.S. I’m pretty wasted, I hope this turns out as awesome as I’d hoped it was gunna be! |
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 | Dec 30, 2008 10:39 pm -
First!
Also, I know I spelt shoe wrong, but I hit submit instead of preview. But that seems to be the only mistake I made, so I hope you like it! |
 | Dec 30, 2008 10:50 pm -
Quote: coops
your name rhymes with coops
He said Coopz, your name rhymes with poops. |
 | Dec 30, 2008 11:01 pm -
the 5th photo was when i asked him to play guitar with his tongue and he said no but you can see my tongue though.
And me and Damn bastard told DTF to put his shoe on his head.
Oh and last night was way funnier then that.
5*s |
| Dec 30, 2008 11:01 pm -
Ahhh, Coopz rhymes with whoops.... |
| Dec 30, 2008 11:04 pm -
Damn you, sneaking your post in there just before me! lol j/k
Yeah, I kinda forgot the story behind half the pictures and just said whatever it looked like. Sorry! |
 | Dec 30, 2008 11:15 pm -
ROFL! I should have stayed in. |
 | Dec 30, 2008 11:24 pm -
Nice, I shall participate in the shannigans sometime |
 | Dec 30, 2008 11:28 pm -
That kid looks like a fag... |
 | Dec 31, 2008 6:09 am -
Spelt shoe wrong 0*
Not really nice egg, I ROFL’d. 5* |
| Dec 31, 2008 7:16 am -
Spotlight |
 | Dec 31, 2008 9:39 am -
Lmao you n00bs my vote brought it from .5 to 4
I lol’ed so I gave you a 5* |
 | Dec 31, 2008 12:43 pm -
SHOE ON HEAD! |
 | Dec 31, 2008 4:36 pm -
I will save your ratings. XD |
 | Jan 01, 2009 5:10 am -
How could i give this any lower than a 5* ? |
 | Jan 02, 2009 12:41 am -
DTF is so gay. 5*s |
 | Jan 02, 2009 3:27 pm - ...
5* |
 | Jan 16, 2009 7:27 pm -
whats dtf? |
| Jan 16, 2009 7:28 pm -
nvm |
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