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(32 votes) Published: Jun 30, 2004 12:00 a.m. Viewed 796 times
One day I saw some old train cars hidden behind some trees and the local Wol-mort. I couldnt help but be curious
It was a gloomy day with a little rain but that was only a minor inconvenience. I got to employ my trusty jacket! I packed a knife, my Archos digital camera (you lucky bastards!), and some other stuff. I wanted a crowbar but I didnt feel like carrying it around town. Last but not least I packed my little bro and got a ride to the dollar store. I didnt bring a flashlight so we bought some cheap candles just in case. We got some candy and headed for Wol-mort. Once there we grabbed some more snacks and junk, then headed behind to the tracks! The cars werent closed which brought the excitement down. No treasure or hobos to fight! We climbed up a bunch and found only trash and old plywood. We did find these sensors looking things attached to the train cars. They said Caution Electrostatic Sensitive Devices. Special Handling Required. Ill just keep this! Hehe! Later on I found out that they are like radio wave id tags or something. We fiddled with some rail locks having no luck (or skill), until later. We came upon some closed container cars next. On top there were about 6 hatches. All I had to do was cut some blue tags off to open it up (no one had opened it before). Inside was filled with some sand/cyanide crap. No treasure? Damn! We climbed up another container and had a lunch of beef nuggets and popcorn. I should have bought more food (I was loaded with like $50). We opened that container only to find the same chemical junk. There were more containers but they were too close to humans to be curious. Some day we might check em out. It would be sweet to unload the sand crap to make a sweet hangout. Anyway, we snuck out behind a store and blended in with the locals.
We werent done yet, however
We started walking towards the movie theater. A rescue vehicle/officer drove by. We were cool though and he didnt pull over for us. We checked the movie times and found out that we were too early. So we went behind the stores and chilled on an old couch for a bit. Then I got a little adventurous. People dont take into mind that we descended from monkeys. They end up making inferior security designs. I climbed up some store wall onto their roof! It was pretty plain up there but still pretty wild. Nice place to hang while waiting for a movie. I think I can get into the store this way someday. We climbed up another store(s) roof after this. It was awesome. Future robberies through ventilation systems