'ITS ME, ITS ME, IM AN EVIL S.O.B'
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(35 votes)
Published: Jul 13, 2004 12:00 a.m.
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OK heres the deal, picture this youve had a realy bad day at work and your boss or one of your co-workers has been a complete @$$. What better way to liven up your day then getting revenge on them in any shape or form. heres a few tricks you could try.
I call the 1st stapler revenge: Heres the deal if your "friends" with one of your co-workers, why not dare them to try a jackass stunt for example stapling there genitals to there leg. One slight problem you have unfortunately replaced the staples with industrial staples which are twice as strong, twice as sharp and twice as hard to remove because they realy close up on the hooks. So just imagine your "friend" is in a bit of pain but having fun but the problem occurs when trying to take them out. Just watch him panic and squirm as he cant get them out. So he has 2 options go to the hospital to get them removed or even worse he has to fetch a co-worker to help him free his genitals. I promise you this revenge will be sooo sweet simply because the guy will be the subject of conversation for possibly a good couple of months.
Ok so its an old trick but still hilarious: I know it fits more into bathroom pranks but it could still be used for revenge. You cannot beat the good old trick of cling-film over the toilt seat. The guys on his lunch break goes to toilet and unfortunately covers himself in his own feces. Like i said not original but extremely funny.
The next one is a simple but effective form of revenge: Get the guy completely drunk and book them on a one way trip to god knows where. The extremly fnny thing about this is that say for example you have put him on a long distance train. To make this perfect you have to pay for a ticket to where ever train is going to (unfortunately) but the fun comes because the train conductor will know that the guy has a ticket so wont disturb him until its his stop which will of course be the last stop. So the guy will be woken up at the last stop having no money, no idea where he is, no idea how to get home and absolutely no idea on how he got there. Ok so why not try the exact same trick as above but instead of getting the guy drunk how about just giving him a few to many sleeping tablets. The guy could be out for days. Which would be even more fun because as soon as he has been removed from the train all he will want to do is sleep,sleep and more sleep. Who knows to make this completely perfect you could plan it so the guy will be late for an important meeting he has . Just think of his face when he comes back to work finding out you have got his promotion and not him. Any story he tries telling the boss will be extremely funny because the boss has already heard the "real" story from you and will obviously belive you because the othere guy hasnt even got a clue as to how he got there. |
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 | Mar 16, 2006 6:49 pm - Ok.......
Who seriously would try to staple their sac to their leg?!? Even with normal staples. |
 | Aug 25, 2007 6:42 pm -
^^^ ya really.. |
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