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(97 votes) Published: Feb 07, 2009 2:12 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 534 times
Coopz asked me to make an egg for him, so here it is.
HOW TO BREATHE.
Step 1 : Inhale.
Step 2 : Exhale.
OKUGUYZ
FRST EGGZORS
RATE FAYOR.
Scroll down in the egg list to learn how to steal cigarettes!
Feb 07, 2009 3:04 pm - OH NOEZ YOU FORGETEZ TO SEZ REPEAT!!!!one!!
seriously, now people is gunna die cuz they only take one breathe instead of lots of and brain no get oxygen make people dumb retards cuz heart makes blood get oxygen from lungs but lungs have no and so blood going to brain has no oxygen is bad cuz brain need oxygen to work right but its ok because most people won’t notice brain not working right cuz they iz stupid.
Looks like the hands need to open up a free for all.
Actually, this was a sarcastic reply to something coopz said earlier :D
It’s all in good fun, and I don’t mind the loss of my egg points for your entertainment value.
Feb 08, 2009 3:37 pm - ... Actually DB, I don’t complain about the shitty eggs, because there are so few of them that I only have to read them once a week anyway.
5 for joo.
Feb 10, 2009 3:10 pm - Superb egg, however, you forgot to mention to lower the diaphragm to decrease air pressure in the lungs, thus creating a vacuum effect, sucking air into the lungs allowing for oxygen diffusion to take place in the alveoli. Then, one must bring the diaphragm back down, releasing the air.
Feb 16, 2009 3:11 am - Well Ol’ C-bomb Norris just beats a grizzly bear unconcious with his bare hands and walks around with it on his shoulders, makes it breath for ’im, seems alot simpler to me.