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How to breathe

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(97 votes)
Published: Feb 07, 2009 2:12 p.m.
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Coopz asked me to make an egg for him, so here it is.

HOW TO BREATHE.
Step 1 : Inhale.
Step 2 : Exhale.

OKUGUYZ
FRST EGGZORS
RATE FAYOR.

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Seventeen

Feb 07, 2009 2:49 pm -
Actually a decent egg. Next time, maybe tell us how long to inhale/exhale, i got a little confused
-courtesy of allen jones


Kapraxis

Feb 07, 2009 3:04 pm -
OH NOEZ YOU FORGETEZ TO SEZ REPEAT!!!!one!!

seriously, now people is gunna die cuz they only take one breathe instead of lots of and brain no get oxygen make people dumb retards cuz heart makes blood get oxygen from lungs but lungs have no and so blood going to brain has no oxygen is bad cuz brain need oxygen to work right but its ok because most people won’t notice brain not working right cuz they iz stupid.


graboid90

Feb 07, 2009 3:18 pm - ...
Oh SHIT!
I could go to jail for manslaughter!
REMEMBER TO REPEAT!
Except you, Mciain.


PussyLiquor

Feb 07, 2009 4:02 pm -
For marijuana users:

step 1: put joint in mouth
step 2: inhale
step 3: exhale
step 4: repeat


The__Overlord

Feb 07, 2009 4:38 pm -
Looks like the hands need to open up a free for all.


graboid90

Feb 07, 2009 4:53 pm - ...
Quote:
Looks like the hands need to open up a free for all.

Actually, this was a sarcastic reply to something coopz said earlier :D
It’s all in good fun, and I don’t mind the loss of my egg points for your entertainment value.


micky_mick

Feb 07, 2009 5:15 pm -
w00t,

I did NOT know this
Thanks man, great egg
5*


graboid90

Feb 07, 2009 5:22 pm - ...
Fucking a, I’ve decided to give anyone who comments a 5*.


Coopz

Feb 07, 2009 5:55 pm -
yeah bitch, give me my 5* and my egg points for my fantastic idea!!

Needless to say, I had to rate this a 5*. Top quality egg Shai, good job dude!

Oh, and judging my reading Kapraxis’ comment, he was a victim of what he was trying to describe, lol.


steelrpm

Feb 07, 2009 6:00 pm -
What happens if I has problems with inhale step?!? Should I be scared????


Radthrasher

Feb 07, 2009 6:26 pm -
actually made me lolz so i give you a 5 ..better than the damn iceman egg.. btw i expect your 5 lol


KickRocksKid

Feb 07, 2009 7:16 pm -
really????

its shit like this that makes me hate this website

0*


graboid90

Feb 07, 2009 7:19 pm - ...
All fives duly noted and given.
Even to the jackass at the end, who did not get the joke.


graboid90

Feb 07, 2009 7:32 pm - ...
Ooooh, now I’m scared. It looks as if our friend is a ... SODA MACHINE BANDIT!
You can get in, no joke!
http://www.rotteneg s.com/r3/show/se/51026.htm


graboid90

Feb 07, 2009 7:32 pm - ...
I meant "O joke"


DixieNormous

Feb 07, 2009 8:49 pm -
Get your own damn milk.
5*s


Nevboy

Feb 07, 2009 11:23 pm -
Inhale
Exhale
Just got an ounce in the mail
5*s


FatCat-8430

Feb 08, 2009 8:57 am -
hits from teh Bong 5*s For youz


MISTER_PINTO

Feb 08, 2009 10:04 am -
5* and faves

(this might actually come in handy)


DamnBastard

Feb 08, 2009 2:16 pm -
I can’t stand this type of shit. People complain about the eggs being shitty, then go and make shit like this 0*


graboid90

Feb 08, 2009 3:37 pm - ...
Actually DB, I don’t complain about the shitty eggs, because there are so few of them that I only have to read them once a week anyway.
5 for joo.


hippojoe

Feb 08, 2009 6:05 pm -
5*s At least people will use this.(not like hey have choice)


DaddySpook

Feb 09, 2009 12:20 am -
I exhaled for like 4 hours and now I am in a coma.

5*


Dboi

Feb 09, 2009 8:12 am -
Hmmm saw this coming haha was gonna do one myself but couldnt be bothereed lool


RivalRiot

Feb 09, 2009 11:24 pm - -
This egg made me laugh out loudz. So I’m going to give it a rating of 5.


osamabenladen

Feb 10, 2009 3:10 pm -
Superb egg, however, you forgot to mention to lower the diaphragm to decrease air pressure in the lungs, thus creating a vacuum effect, sucking air into the lungs allowing for oxygen diffusion to take place in the alveoli. Then, one must bring the diaphragm back down, releasing the air.

-Colin Fiat


WONDERDOG_

Feb 10, 2009 6:23 pm -
I’ll try it sometime.


RangersFC

Feb 12, 2009 8:07 pm -
5’s and favs...Thanks for the info


TOMMY_BOY

Feb 13, 2009 5:11 pm -
Let’s see,in,out,in,out,in,out, gotta go to the bathroom. Ha Ha just kidding,great joke!!5*


QuadDude310

Feb 14, 2009 9:35 am -
5* cuz well why the hell not???


PokeASmowl

Feb 16, 2009 3:11 am -
Well Ol’ C-bomb Norris just beats a grizzly bear unconcious with his bare hands and walks around with it on his shoulders, makes it breath for ’im, seems alot simpler to me.


graboid90

Mar 06, 2009 4:10 pm - ...
All fives noted and given.


thegr8est1

Sep 02, 2009 6:54 am -
it works :o

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