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(65 votes) Published: Feb 08, 2009 5:22 p.m. Viewed 570 times
So you got in trouble with the law huh? PROVE THOSE BASTARDS WRONG!!!! and beat them with a lie detector test.
Polygragh tests are proven to be 95%-99% accurate and are beleived to not be beatable.
Methods such as putting a tack under your toe and all that shit DOES NOT WORK!
I will tell you exactly how to beat the test i have done it in real life.
They ask you questions and you answere like this...
Is your name______? Yes
Are we sitting Here? Yes
Have you ever told a lie? Yes
Have you ever told a lie about anything serious? yes
Have you ever lied to a loved one? yes
Have you ever lied to a person in a position of authority?
^^^heres were it gets tricky. When they ask you that block out what they said completly and think in your mind "is my name shniqwa?" then say "no!" out load
Have you ever lied to get out of trouble?
Once again block out what he said and think is my name BOB? and then blurt out NO
Have you ever stolen anything? repeat the same method
Have you ever stolen anything from work?
repeat the same method
Have you ever cheated in school/college/grad school?
repeat the same method
Have you ever lied to your parents, teachers, or the police? repeat the same method
congrats you just beat the lie detector test!!! dont tell me this wont work because it does!
Polygragh tests are proven to be 95%-99% accurate and are beleived to not be beatable.
Not even close to being true. They’re just as likely to prove an innocent person guilty than a guilty person guilty.
Also, if you never get even readings at the beginning (meaning that you keep yourself sweating and nervous during the control questions) then the test administrator won’t have anything to compare you’re later answers to.
Feb 09, 2009 5:22 am - A lie detector test examiner or practitioner will ask some calibration questions to gauge truthful answers both in the positive and negative. Some questions will be asked of the person being tested to which a lie should be the response.
Your statement of personal experience with defeating such a device did not specify if you had the weight of 20 year imprisonment riding on your answers. That would make all the difference.
One method of outwitting a session of falsehood elimination, sorry, beating a lie detector test, is to abuse the calibration. Answering truthfully while contracting your anal sphincter will cause a greater physical reaction to be recorded. When the answers requested are to be false, answer with as little emotion as possible. This will cause the calibrator to lower the reaction threshold. Now there should be little difference between a truthful answer and a lie which will make assessment of your answers difficult.
Yes another use for the power of anal sphincters. Aren’t they wonderful devices? Not only to they prevent excrement from escaping, you can produce unusual sounds depending on the grip you have. Next time someone is sitting in a position in which one of their buttock cheeks has a small amount of pressure on their anus and causes a higher than normal pitched flatulation, ask if they are still a virgin. Given the perfect situation, preferably in isolation, always remember that it is not gay if you beat them up after the act.
Your statement of personal experience with defeating such a device did not specify if you had the weight of 20 year imprisonment riding on your answers. That would make all the difference.
actually, lie detector tests have been proven to be to unreliable so they aren’t even allowed to be used as evidence in a court of law in the United States. obviously if there is a 20 yr sentence riding on the test, the person is gunna be shitting themselves with nervousness and that will make their heart rate increase and they will perspire so that will affect the readout making it seem like they are lying even if they are telling the truth. they are rarely even used anymore and authorities rely more on interrogation using scare tactics and trying to strike deals for cooperation.
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Polyg agh tests are proven to be 95%-99% accurate and are beleived to not be beatable.
with other miscellaneous factors mentioned before, that isnt a correct accuracy rating. also, there is a heavy bias saying the lie detectors are accurate. i mean, if u are asking someone if they murdered someone and they didnt do it, they will still be nervous and it may give a false readout saying they are lying. therefore that would seem like an accurate readout contributing to the 95-99% accuracy rating
Feb 09, 2009 2:54 pm - Like Coolcat said, it’s not reliable evidence, therefore you don’t have to worry about it. Evidence used has to be proven true first.
Feb 10, 2009 5:47 pm - I read somewhere an old CIA trick was to tighten up your but hole muscle to increase your blood pressure when going through the test phase and it will throw off the whole test.2*
I read somewhere an old CIA trick was to tighten up your but hole muscle to increase your blood pressure when going through the test phase and it will throw off the whole test.
Yes another use for the power of anal sphincters. Aren’t they wonderful devices? Not only to they prevent excrement from escaping, you can produce unusual sounds depending on the grip you have. Next time someone is sitting in a position in which one of their buttock cheeks has a small amount of pressure on their anus and causes a higher than normal pitched flatulation, ask if they are still a virgin. Given the perfect situation, preferably in isolation, always remember that it is not gay if you beat them up after the act.
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