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How to P.S. a picture to make someone smoking

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Published: Feb 24, 2009 4:50 p.m.
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In this egg I am going to teach you how to make someone (In this I will be using Jesus ) looking like they are smoking a joint / spliff.

You will need:
Adobe Photoshop or equivalant

Pictures:
Jesus
Spliff
Lava



Lets get started.


1. First open up all of the images supplied above.


2. Use the burn tool to make it look like the end of the spliff is burnt.


3. Use the lasso or pen tool to erase everything but the spliff itself.


4. Cut out a piece the lava to make the cherry so it looks lit.


5. Fit the lava (cherry) to the end of the spliff and then merge the layers together.


6. Move the spliff so it’s on your Jesus layer.


7. Resize the spliff and place it on top of his fingers so it looks realistic.


8. Duplicate The Jesus layer and place the spliff layer in between the two.



9. Start erasing the top layer around his fingers so you know where the spliff is.


10. Now erase as close as you can to his fingers without actually erasing his fingers, only AROUND them.


11. You are now finished and have a picture of jesus smoking.






Thank you,

Pinto.


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Dodge

Feb 24, 2009 5:03 pm -
LoL, good results. 5*


UncleHip

Feb 24, 2009 5:05 pm -
Hahahah, killlerrr.
5*


TOMMY_BOY

Feb 24, 2009 5:08 pm -
Man that is awesome! 5* for ya. (lol, I’ll pray for your forgivness tonight).


Coopz

Feb 24, 2009 5:35 pm -
lol, jesuses left hand looks a bit spazzed! Maybe he had bad arthritis...?

5*, nicely done dude. And good result! that’s good, lol.

I like the method for the joint’s cherry and burnt end. I took a pic of a joint the other night with my camera phone and the cherry looked purple in the bad light, made it look fake.


SYLAR

Feb 24, 2009 5:43 pm -
5*...but wouldnt it be easier to start off with a lit one rather than add the lava?


MISTER_PINTO

Feb 24, 2009 5:46 pm -
Quote:
5*...but wouldn’t it be easier to start off with a lit one rather than add the lava?


It might have but I couldn’t find one that was at an angle I could use, and I thought it would be a little more fun/challenging to make a whole lit one on my own.


ShoeDaBoot

Feb 24, 2009 7:21 pm -
Big Tobacco+God=unstoppable 5* before I dig the bunker


Cthulhu

Feb 24, 2009 8:39 pm -
Fives. Mine turned out well.

make more tutorials!


Coopz

Feb 24, 2009 8:58 pm -
My jesus will kick your jesus’s ass!



I stole the joint as is from google, just a quick pic. Off to bed now!


Dodge

Feb 24, 2009 9:03 pm -

Amidoinitrite?

\ ;m/ o.O \\m/


Bier

Feb 24, 2009 9:07 pm -
5*s this is epic.

And Dawdge and Coopz’s are Hilarious.



Quote:
esuse left hand looks a

bit spazzed! Maybe he had bad arthritis


Yea Maybe he had a fuckin nail driven through it. Idk what would make me think that


MISTER_PINTO

Feb 24, 2009 10:07 pm -
Quote:
make more tutorials!


will do as soon as I can think of a unique tutorial


Pyroguide

Feb 25, 2009 12:04 am -
5* best egg ive seen in awhile..........

Keep it up, I miss the old RE where all eggs were at this standard........


DaddySpoo

Feb 25, 2009 12:56 am -
Nice one,it is the same idea to get anyone holding anything too....

5*


ELECTRICJELLY

F b 25, 2009 3:43 am -
5*s
LOL i got annoyed trying to make a lit blunt so I put a beer bottle there instead


UncleHip

Feb 25, 2009 5:17 am -
That looks like a bottle of urine.


capnalpha

Feb 25, 2009 7:22 am -
i was gonna say, just smoke and take a real picture, but then i saw it was jesus, so im like, "ha"


micky_mick

F b 25, 2009 7:37 am -
Nice egg

5*


candlemasscade

Feb 25, 2009 8:32 am -
I think the world would be a much better place if our lord and savior would just toke up a little more often...5*


steelrpm

Feb 25, 2009 12:44 pm -
Quote:
Quote:
5*...but wouldn’t it be easier to start off with a lit one rather than add the lava?


It might have but I couldn’t find one that was at an angle I could use, and I thought it would be a little more fun/challenging to make a whole lit one on my own.


Angle? Edit>Free Transform ...just rotate it to the angle you want its not that hard, you can also use some vanishing points to make it look like it has depth.


MISTER_PINTO

Feb 25, 2009 1:14 pm -
Quote:
Edit>Free Transform ...just rotate it to the angle you want its not that hard


You’re right but personally I like this way better and the pictures of the pre-lit ones I found,to me, wouldn’t have looked right.
(Like these 1, 2, and 3) would have been good if they didn’t have people in them so they wouldn’t have worked(at least for me it wouldn’t, if you could than good for you)


Coopz

Feb 25, 2009 5:36 pm -
ELECTRICJELLY’s pic of jesus with a bottle of beer, according to DaddySpook that means he is either in a nightclub or he is gay! lol.

And Bier does make a good point about the nails through the hands, lol.


ELECTRICJELLY

Feb 26, 2009 2:39 am -
The way I rotate the image is, when you use the lasso tool or quick select and you press the move tool there will be a option on the top toolbar saying "Show transform controls" click it and a box/rectangle will appear around the selected bit....meh you can figure out the rest.


Jack-6639

Feb 26, 2009 4:44 pm -
nice egg specially on the crater part
but to make thigs easier simply pen his hand that he’s going to be smoking with
create a selection
and copy it into a new layer
(Ctrl J) or just the button
then put the new layer on top of the blunt
5*


Fatsy

Mar 21, 2009 11:17 pm -
came out nice 5*s


StThaddeus

Mar 26, 2009 12:24 pm -
5*s for smoking jesus.


xXxDmonxXx

May 11, 2009 1:51 am -
*5 it is very well put together and a virtual *10 for all the spin - offs specially that giant Jesus spliff

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