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(35 votes) Published: Aug 16, 2004 12:00 a.m. Viewed 2005 times
These take preperation but are well worth it!!!
1. Trick-or-Treaters knock on door, you answer holding a 1/2 empty bolltle of beer. ’Trick-or-Treat’ say the losers, you stare at them blankly, then say ’Its halloween? ... WOW! oi Bill! ITS HALLOWEEN!’ Your friend rushes out of a room with loads of empty beer bottles and whoops as he hurls them at the wall. Watch the Trick-or-Treating Bastards run!
2. Trick-or-Treaters knock on door, your trusty littly bro answers, ’Trick-or-Treat’ they say. Suddenly exilerating action music bursts from a room and you and any number of friends run from the same room with pillows and begin to beat the Trick-or-Treating a-holes off! (deluxe method: replace pillows with steel poles)
3. Have a friend wait in the front garden with one of those fireworks that screech REALLY loudly then go bang, when the Trick-or-Treaters knock on the door you answer and he launches it. The Trick-or-Treaters will turn round to see what it was and which gives you the chance to tip a bucket of water on their heads.
4. If you go to one of those whosale shops like Makro or Kosko you can buy mini foam fire extiguishers, you and your friends each buy one. When the Trick-or-Treaters knock on the door you open it, as soon as they say ’Trick-or-Treat!’ two of your friends rush from their hiding places in the front garden with fire extingishers, at the same time, you pull one out from behind the door and the three of you foam them down!
Feb 14, 2006 6:38 pm - What happens after you’re annoyed the Trick-or Treaters Usually your car is toast when you don’t give them the treats. A nice egg job for your trouble and a set of matching flat tires.