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Keep tabs on EVERYONE close to you (FOR EVERY1)

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Published: Aug 09, 2004 12:00 a.m.
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**** Never trust ANYONE completely. As ****
**** soon as you do, you leave yourself ****
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*** you haven’t been betrayed by a friend, family member, or anyone else close to you, just give it a little more time.

This egg is to warn you about the evil nature of people. People will ultimately do what is in their best interest, meaning that if you are at the other end of the deal, expect to be screwed. Now of course, some people may think that this is not true because they are such kind people or everyone they know is so religious(these are the worst types - many of them are SERIOUS HYPOCRITES) and blah blah blah. If this is YOU thinking this, see how you answer this: If I were to say that I would give you $10,000,000 to give me information about your friend that could potentially put his/her life in danger (assume they owe me money), would you do it?

Some people wouldn’t, but most people would. This is the mentality President George W. Bush has. And for multi-billion dollar profits, I’d probably kill a bunch of innocent people also (at least hire some goons, or the army).

Anyway, bottom line is that even if you don’t see it, there is some underlying reason for them doing whatever it is they are doing.

*Note: Doing everything in your favor (while making it look like the other person is gaining something, or more than you) is a GOOD thing. It may sound selfish, but when you get screwed enough by your friends, you will have the same point of view. DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY - NOBODY ELSE WILL DO IT FOR YOU.

Now, before you end up in a situation where you get backstabbed by your friend and there isn’t much you can do without them knowing it was you taking revenge, follow these simple tips.


1) Try to have recent photos of your friends in different outfits/haircolor, etc.

2) Keep track of all addresses associated with that person where they may be able to stay in the event they had to leave their apartment/end.

3) Try to get copies of house and car keys, and any other useful keys for that fact (apt mailbox, P.O. Box, Garage Doors, Padlocks, etc)

4) Try to get copies of Photo ID (Drivers License, Passport), Social Security card (or at least get the social security number), credit cards (or at least the name on the card, card number, expiration date, and the 3 digit code on the signature strip on the back - For American express cards, it will be a 4 digit number on the front right side of the card.

5) Get all mobile, and land line phone numbers

6) Age/Birthday

7) Write down a list of their biggest fears/desires (will be great to use against them - for instance, almost all girls are scared of bugs... if you could get them trapped in a room with 1000 roaches.. heheh, now thats revenge.)

8) Get a copy of their recent resume

9) Know their shoe size

10) Get their computer/other passwords. If you have access to their computer, just install a keylogger (www.download.com - just search for keylogger)

11) When you have their email password, download copies of their email and save it for future use.

12) Know their enemies (but DO NOT work with ANYONE else, especially another enemy to seek revenge. Remember, they are human, and given the opportunity, would give you up.

13) Find out where they hide money in their house, or anything else very valuable.

14) Know where they stash drugs/guns, especially if they keep large amounts (whether or not they are selling. This info can be given to cops. Stuff like posession of Crack is NO joke. Just from personal experience, I knew someone that got a 7yr sentence for having 1/2 ounce of crack. So if you smoke it.. only do it at home, and don’t do anything stupid like speed when you are bringing it back home.

15) Very Important - Don’t get caught

16) Very Important - Never act suspicious around them. Do everything as if you were doing nothing wrong.

17) NEVER EVER EVER think out loud when it comes to something underhanded/illegal that you did, or when it comes to talking bad about your "friend" (Rooms/phones -especially theirs could be tapped, and maybe not even intentionally) - Letting this stuff slip can give you away.

There’s more but i’m tired of typing :p That is the important stuff. I know doing this may see cruel, but if it happens to you, you will be glad you gathered that info.

And again, in closing... just never forget:

Don’t ever FULLY trust your mother, father, priest, best friend, sibbling, POLICE, or anyone else. I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!

Good luck in this crazy world. Protect yourself.
 

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Jun 24, 2005 12:49 am -
im giving u a five cause it pretty cool yet useless info

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