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One summer job brought back the phun of making prank phone calls, except we didn’t have to dial a single number. People waiting to be messed-with were calling us!
At the time, I was cleaning recently-vacated rooms in a college dorm. Each day, the phones in the empty rooms would ring incessantly with people trying to reach students who were no longer there.
Often we’d pretend that the party they were calling couldn’t speak now because he/she had my (sexual organ of your choosing) in his or her (orifice of your choosing). Or, we’d order a pizza from whomever called--then bi.tch them out for not being the pizza delivery guy (as if we were calling *them*).
A favorite was answering the phone ’University Morgue.’ Or, ’Acme Toilet Paper Cleaning Co.’ Or acting like an insane old fart, or tell them the person they want was dead... and often making the caller wish they *had* gotten a wrong number.
When I ran short on ideas, I simply would belch real loud into the receiver and hang up.
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