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Revenge is a dish best served hot??
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(66 votes)
Published: May 24, 2009 10:53 p.m.
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My old best friend and I got into an arguement. She said some things about my family that was uncalled for, it was kind of a hit below the belt. I contemplated for days how I could get even.
This was the idea, she liked to eat so we got the biggest can of Ol’Roy dog food we could find. Put in a pan and seasoned it up with some spices! Wrapped it in a tortilla, and viola dinner time.
She scarfed that shit down while we were sitting there tryin not to laugh our asses off! Could u imagine the dumb ass look on her face when we told her what she had just eaten. I mean, how the hell did she not know? It had to be disgusting! Lmao! 		 
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Fatsy
May 25, 2009 12:06 am -
srry forums 1*


ELECTRICJELLY
May 25, 2009 1:00 am -
Shuold have done steaming poops and told her it was fudge.
BTW Forums 1*


Lisk
May 25, 2009 6:21 am -
It might not of been disgusting. I remember a story of this cooking festival and the guy that got first place had used dog food.

0 for effort.


tommyboy
May 25, 2009 7:39 am -
Maybe, just maybe if you had pics of you preparing
this dish and pics of your soon to be ex-friend
eating this dish it may have passed for an egg. But as the others have stated, blog or forums!

3* since you are new and it was kind of funny.


CleanseTheDoors
May 25, 2009 7:49 am -
Its kind of amusing so 2*

But did you ever stop to think that the reason she ate it so fast was because she actually liked it? You may have just introduced her to a new favorite meal.

And I’d assume that dog food isn’t that bad. Its probably a lot like beef stew or something along those lines since it is made with a lot of the same ingredients as people food.


iBmx
May 25, 2009 10:01 am -
doubt you actually did it..and 1*


PussyLiquor
May 25, 2009 10:18 am -
It’s not like dogs are given some strange mystery meat, they are given real procesed meat from animals we eat. Only exception is that they probably add some ingredients to it that appeal more to dogs.

0* because it sounds like you didn’t do it anyway.


Brjojr
May 25, 2009 11:42 am -
If this person is your friend, I don’t think you should have done this to her. 2*


Bier
May 25, 2009 3:06 pm -
Quote:
old best friend



Lrn 2 Comprehend ^^^


Shai_Hulud
May 25, 2009 4:52 pm - ...
Zero. Your terrible spelling and atrocious grammar practically gave me the runs.


H-Dogg
May 25, 2009 6:13 pm -
This egg is OK if you’re twelve. Good luck in junior high next year.


Cthulhu
May 25, 2009 8:33 pm -
i tryed dis and it worked 4 me


Brjo
May 26, 2009 5:02 am -
Quote:
This was the idea, she liked to eat

She liked to eat!


Salamanderhead
May 26, 2009 5:31 pm -
I like to eat...this could happen to me.


Susurrus
May 26, 2009 7:00 pm - Dog Food
Dog food isn’t all that bad, actually. If it doesn’t have a bunch of fancy flavors, it tastes basically like oily crackers with dried soup.
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