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pork chops and cops
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(39 votes)
Published: Nov 04, 2001 12:00 a.m.
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you will need:
2 or 3 bottles of everclear
a porkchop
a good pair of running shoes
fast legs

drink all of the everclear and drive to the police station or dunkin doughnuts and crash your car into the building to attract a cops attention. when the cop comes over get out of the car and yell ’you sank my battleship!!!!’. the cop will be thrown off by your stupidity and when you yell your breath will knock him back and maybe even give him a good buzz if you drank enough. then, while he’s off guard, pull the porkchop out off your pocket, pull the pin out of it and throw it at the cop. run like hell because once you pull the pin, it’s gonna EXPLODE! if more cops come, don’t worry. just go to the grocery store and buy more porkchops and throw them at the cops. :) 		 
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Twisty
May 04, 2005 4:26 pm -
why would u wreck ur car for a gay ass prank that could get u arrested?! two words, DUMB ASS!


Knuklehead
Aug 23, 2006 6:01 pm -
^agree’s with him that you’re a dumbass
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