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(65 votes) Published: Nov 04, 2001 12:00 a.m. Viewed 1116 times
things you need:
2 or 3 bottles of everclear
alot of lemons(make sure they’re dead. if they’re not, simply kill them by feeding them poisoned kool-aid. if they don’t like kool-aid, give them some anthrax powder and tell them it’s really good cocaine. no lemon can turn down a fat line.)
a tennis ball launcher
a pack of mentos
a target(preferably the pope or jesus)
first drink the everclear until you can’t see too good.
then load the tennis ball launcher into your truck(or your faggot honda or what ever piece of bullshit you drive).
then load the dead lemons in too.
next you need to drink more everclear so it’s physically impossible to drive good.
then drive to the pope or jesus’ house.
set the tennis ball launcher up across the street from his house. load it with dead lemons.
crucify a dead lemon and hang in on his house and ring the door bell.
when jesus or the pope (maybe both of them if they’re butt-fucking each other again)comes out to see who’s there he’ll see a crucified dead lemon and laugh at it. it will be so funny. but don’t laugh too hard. you still need to blast the shit out of them with dead lemons. take aim and blast away. after you do it, god might call the cops on you if he’s watching, so look out. if the cops come, just eat a mentos to cover up the smell of all that everclear and hold up the pack so the cops see it and understand what just happened. for those of you who don’t remember the mentos commercials, you can do anything and it’s ok as long as you hold up the mentos pack and smile =)
Mar 23, 2006 12:00 pm - you are gay i hope your mother gets cancer in her cunt.jou ma se bloedpoes.Why dont you come and try that gay shit at my house,then i can rip your fucken head of with my bare hands.your mother`s got shit and dogsperm and blood coming out of her cancerous cunt.fuck you.
Sep 28, 2006 7:29 pm - Addition to my past comments: You mother f**ker, first, lemons cAnt die cause they were never alive, 2nd, what the F*CKing Sh*ting B*tching Hell is mothe f*cking wrong wih u mother F*cker. Drunk Biatch. Goto F*ckin hell.
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