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How to piss off a famer.
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Published: Nov 05, 2001 12:00 a.m.
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Things You Will Need:

3 Bottles of Vodka
Lots of rotten eggs (or dead lemons)
A car so you can drive to the country
A mullet haircut
A Llama
Some pot or more Vodka(optional)


Drink 3 bottles of vodka, that’s the most important part because it’s funnier doing it drunk as fuck. Then attempt to drive out into the country. If you survive the car ride then drive to a farm that has llamas there. Get some eggs and start egging the llama. The famer will be pissed off if you do it because the llama will be covered in eggs after you’re done. You better run after you’re done egging the llama because the farmer might shoot you since he’s so pissed off. Make sure you don’t pass out from all the vodka you drank too, that would suck. Then after you get away smoke the optional pot or drink the Vodka and celebrate because you just egged a llama and pissed off a farmer. 		 
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Knuklehead
Aug 23, 2006 5:56 pm -
lol....that’s some funny shit. I have a teacher with llama"s
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