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(40 votes) Published: Feb 15, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 396 times
ok heres what u do. get a hold of the biggest ruber #*@! u can find---u can goto an adult store and if ur little ass is too young, bribe a hobo. once u get it, dont let ur mom see it because she is used to the size of my #*@! and after seeing the huge ruber #*@! she will remember me and try to steal it from u. ok, now, find your target, say maybe your schools In Scool Suspension administrator. once found, take note of his car and parking spot. now, at lunch, goto his or her car and tie a string around the base of the dildo and tie the other end somewhere on the backside of the car. make sure the string is like 3.5 to 4 feet lon, and durable. now toss the dildo under the car. after school, when the #*@! is going home, he will be trailing a BIG FAT RUbER #*@! FROM THE BACK OF HIS MERCEDES BENZ---AND HE WILL PROBABLY USE IT IF HIS NAME IS UCHUSKIES