Phunny Prank phone calls! ^_^
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Published: Jun 18, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Pick a number of a suck up you know from school that you hate cus she just sucks. The stricter her parents, the better. get her number, and give her parents a call!
Sound very Professional
Hello, is this the (Marks last name) residence?"
Yes."
" I’m Alf Onzo from Anal Lube America dot com, and i was confirming an order placed by soomeone at this address?"
WHAT!? Is this a joke?"
" Sir, I assure you, $492.87 worth of Vaseline, Dildos, Harnesses, Condoms, and Assorted sex toys is no joke."
" *Now Furious* There is no one here that placed any such order."
" If you insist, sir, but according with Our Policy and the Law which we are confined, I’m afraid the order will have to go through your Credit Card. To cancel this order, as I’m sure you want to, sir, you must talk to representatives from your credit card company. They have been Complaining about late payments from you, sir. Your order almost didn’t go through. But I personally Made sure that it did! Isn’t that great!?"
" Wh-w-wha."
Oh, please hold on a moment sir."
Now place him on hold for about 2 mins, then resume conversation.
Mr. (Marks last name), Those were representatives from your local credit card company. They are on their way to your place of residence immediatly."
Take a big sigh, as if you were victorious!
Arent you glad this all worked out great!? And if you wish to discuss this matter further, please contact my office at 1-800-87-96877 Extension 565 Thank you, and please buy from us again!"
not how the number is 1-800-UP-YOURS exstenion LOL
Hang up, laugh your @$$ off, and repeat for maximum enjoyment.
B to you by~
Blue_Code |
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 | Sep 07, 2005 4:34 am -
funny... good joke.... ive dun that b4. |
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