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(63 votes) Published: Jun 29, 2009 7:35 p.m. Viewed 464 times
I’ve watched countless episodes of Jackass and ive always wanted to come up with my own ideas and get a video camera and go with my cousins and have some fun... so we did! here are 5 of my own jackass ideas that are alot of fun.
1. BLIND BOXING. It’s pretty simple but you will laugh more then you have ever laughed. It can be any number of people, there were 5 of us. So basically one is video recording while the rest are totally blindfolded and boxing (you can choose to wear boxing gloves or not, the crazier the footage the better but it’s up to you) haha watch as everyone throws punches, missing and hitting and getting knocked out.
2. DILDO LOVE. This is the funniest idea by far i think. Your camera will need to have night vision. So one of your mates is asleep in bed, one person will need a dildo haha (one that best looks like... well u know the real thing) and be wearing a pair of jeans because you need your zipper open, ok so put the dildo in your pants and make it stick out of the zipper area making it look like the real thing (to add to the trick you might want to warm the dildo up by putting it next to the heater or something). You and the camera guy sneak in the dark room, go up to your sleeping friend and rub the dildo over his face making sure it wakes him up slowly hahahahhahahahahhaha. Make sure u get his face upclose on his reaction from thinking a ’u know what’ is on his face. Also i think you should pick the victim carefully because if you pick a mate that can kick your ass... well watch out haha.
3. SPITT THE BLOOD. This idea can be played out anywhere but it would be better to have it in a park where only a few people walk past at a time. You will need those fake blood capsules. Ok so your camera man has to find a good hiding spot like in the bushes somewhere making sure he still has a good clear view of you. Put heaps and heaps of the fake blood capsules in your mouth so that theres heaps to spit out haha then when no one is around laying yourself down on the path where someone is going to come walking past, the trick is to look injured and like your passed out and need help (you can add to the injured look by adding that fake blood on your face or whatever) Its simple when somone comes up to help (pray its not some guy whos stronger and faster then you haha) when they are within two feet open your eyes real quick and spit the blood all over them! They will shit themselfs by jumping or even falling over haha then get the hell out of there! so id prefer the victim to be a female so you can escape.
4. TARGET PRACTIICE. Now this idea can be very painfull. The chosen friend will stand somewhere open like a pattic or park with there hands tied behind there back and blindfolded and in there underwear so there is no protection, once the camera man is in position your mates then just starting throwing tennis balls at him from about 15 feet haha once he falls over in pain its over but then again thats up to you haha.
5. UNLUCKY HAND. You will need a minimum of 3 friends for this. Get a deck of cards and mark as many as you want with painful physical attacks like ’punch in the stomach’ ’slap in the face’ or ’slap in the back of the head’ or ’punch in the leg’ etc you and your friends can decide how hard the hits are going to be, the harder the funnier. Sitting at a round table you and your friends will have the deck of cards in the centre of the table. It’s as simple as giving evryone on the table one card with the written attack facing down, then 1 by 1 everyone flips there card, the person with the lowest card is the victim. The lowest card being 2 then 3 and all the way up to an ace (if you have marked only half the deck and the 2 comes up and isnt marked you are safe then it moves on to the next lowest card which is marked). This game is extremely funny because an unlucky victim can get the lowest marked card over and over which is very good footage haha.
Your group of jackass wannabee’s have to have balls and not care about pain because the more pain the funnier the footage. These are 5 of the many ideas i have come up with i will add more but for now have fun!
Jun 29, 2009 9:39 pm - There is a line that shouldn’t be crossed when pulling pranks and spitting anything on someone is far across that line. Messing with people’s food is also nasty. I do not approve.
Jun 29, 2009 9:45 pm - I’ve done the blind boxing one.
But it was me and 3 friends, we all put on blindfolds and as soon as the camera guy said go three of us took the blindfolds off and just started beating the hell out of the other kid..
looking back on it that was a pretty fucked up thing to do..
Jackass imitations are only funny if the imitators get injured. By injured, I mean hospitalized. They were old the first week after Jackass came out, and weren’t funny to begin with.
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