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Does your enemy own a car?
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(47 votes)
Published: Jul 21, 2002 12:00 a.m.
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Okay, this kid at my school hates me with a passion for some reason and one day decided that I would have a much better time getting home on my bike if my rear tire was flat. So, being the @$$hole that he is, he let the air out. When I got home to refill it, I realized the ride home put a permanent hole in the tube, thus, aggitating me further. That’s pretty much all the background you need. Anyway, I knew payback was in order. and the best way I thought was eye for an eye I’d slash his tire. Then I questioned the legality of it, and decided I would just remove his valve stem. To do that, all you have to do is go to wal-mart or wherever the hell you shop and pay $1.50 for one. They look like a miniature tire iron. Taking the valve stem out is relatively easy, just make sure that you have a relatively strong grip on it or the thing will shoot right out of your hand. You can also add insult to injury by filling the valve with model glue or something, of course you should wait until all the air has been freed from your enemies’ tire(s). One other thing that I have yet to try on him is calling up the local Mormon or Jehova’s whitness office and sending those cretins to his house. If your target is a male as mine is, you could also get a sub5cription online for playgirl or any other type of male-centered erotic thing, such as male strippers. (also yet to be tested) 		 
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DDCV
Jan 22, 2005 1:28 pm - What?
Why do you care about things that are legal. It’s not like they can prove you did it. Besides, you think tampering with other people’s property in any other way is legal?


AwakeandLifeless
Jun 07, 2007 7:14 pm -
i gotta admit thats a damned good idea, i just might try that. although im curious, on the average 17’’ wheel tire how long does it take to drain the air to the point where it makes sense to glue the gap shut? im thinkin it would take a while
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