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Find yourself a dead bird. The more wee of a bird, the better. A finch would do well. Take the little dead birdie and give it a bath, getting it nice and wet. Then, put it in a plastic baggie with its head in the corner. Add enough water to cover the body. Put the birdie in the freezer so the water will freeze around the body, in a ball shape. Once you have your finchsicle, wait until your neighbor/friend is away for a night, and launch the little bastard through the largest window in their house. Hopefully the ice will have melted and the water dried up. When the neighbor/friend comes home, he will find the window amazingly shattered by this tiny little birdie. What the #*@!?!?!?!?