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(54 votes) Published: Oct 02, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 646 times
Supplies:
1: #*@! load of the cheapest toilet paper You can find
2:Another #*@! load of news paper if you have a paper
shredder that is GREAT! If not do it the old fashion way
and rip it up A-lot put it in a trash bag with your TP (toilet paper)
3:Get some of those glass stink boms(if you don’t got
any don’t worry
4:Get some moose or hair gel and put it in the trash bag with everything else
5:A gas jug with yep you guessed it gas inside
6:saran rap
OK,this is gonna be long so bear with me.Alright If you don’t know how to though paper in trees get off the net NOW!!take your preripped up paper spead it all over there yard it looks like snow and hard as HELL to pick up.Then you take the stink bombs and put bout 3 under there mat so when they step outside they’ll step on it or they’ll eventually step on it.If they have a glass sliding door but if not it’s ok too.Take the hair jell or moose or whatever and spread it all over there windows take saran rap and connect it too every tree in there yard.Then take your gas and pour it all over the yard in big puddles and then your all through(For all you dumbasses gas kills grass)