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(29 votes) Published: Oct 12, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 604 times
As some of you are unaware of. Being a Hunter I need to cover my scent. Now that I covered that part for the undereducated. I discovered the ultimate revenge! There is a cover scent called "Skunk Scent". The best part.It’s REAL Skunk Oil from a skunk. (Are You Smiling Yet)
I have found these at general stores and of course Hunting/Gun stores. You can dump this smelly Junk into someone’s Vehicle. (I have already) lol. I also used some in a super soaker mixed with cheap Musk Cologne. (Because of the binding effect with water) I sprayed two people.Though I never paid for the "Damages" their clothes were ruined and the washing machine was junked. The house stunk for 2 days.
I also put some into a neighbors vehicle.
The vehicle had its windows down for the day and I assumed it was cleaned thereafter.
we had a Terrible Sorm due to a Tropical storm. I sent out a friend to smash a enemies Camper Window. (It was blamed on the weather) You can pick up a Large Branch and send it through a side window if you wish.
During a frosty night I sent out the same friend to "Grease" up a neighbors window. He used a butter stick. It was done uniform and cleanly. When it came time to defrost. (In the Morning)It never happened. The man tried to scrape his window and eventually after the defroster (Seemingly not working) Wiped a small hole clean with paper towel and drove 40 mintues to work confused. He had to use degreaser (He works at a auto dealer) to clean it off. To this day it was blamed on "Auto wax".
Not so Natural: This can be done in any climate,Except rain.
Buy a can of "All Purpose Adhesive’ in a aerosol can. Nicely coat the front windshield and sit back from a distance and watch what happens! They turn on their washers and the adhesive hardens up and the wipers (LOL) get stuck in place in the middle of its cycle. Then carefully walk/drive away. (This has been done MORE than once)
Take a super soaker or similiar squirt gun. Fill with Brake Fluid and spray up a car while driving or walking. It looks fine till they go to wipe it off. It strips paint like you won’t believe.It sets in under a minute. It works in ALL climates except hard rain. (Tested also)
If you can get at the gas cap. Add moth balls. (It makes it run GREAT and burns the piston(s) holes)You can crush them up if you’d like. Use a Empty Dry gas container so its easier and NOT so obvious if someone sees you doing this.
If you can get at the engine. Add Fix-Flat (Used to inflate flat tires) into the Oil filler OR the Transmission.
transmission: Slips really wild and burns up.
The Engine" Will run for awhile until the Fix a Flat seeps past the rings and fouls the plugs and Carb. Even after oil change. Its no good after this.It also coats the Cylinder walls and can make a hard Restart. (If any)
Front Window This is a bit Noisy. Use a sanding block of coarse sandpaper and scratch the hell out of the windshield. The vision is VERY poor and the sun wreaks havoc in vision also.
ALL have been done more than once. If you do this to your OWN car, (Including all of the above) thats on you. This is solely for Educational Purposes ONLY!
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