Dec 01, 2009 1:18 pm - Everybody knows there are no broads on rotteneggs.com, only multiple dupe accounts of gay males hoping to snag unwary straight or undecided teen guys. I mean: Duh.
Nov 15, 2009 7:50 pm - They called me The Glimmer Man Suffice to say, to the liberals that I hunted, I was known as the Glimmer Man.
There’d be nothing but jungle, then a glimmer... Then you’d be dead!
Nov 16, 2009 5:40 pm - You know, when liberals wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, I think they’re probably happy. Pleased at what they see. And that disturbs me. So I’m gonna take it on as my responsibility to make sure that they never get to wake up and look in the mirror again.
Nov 16, 2009 8:39 pm - fucking liberals, being happy and shit,
fuckers
Oc 23, 2009 2:29 pm - I just won 30 million dollars! I don’t wanna brag or anything but, I just got the greatest e-mail ever...
"Dear Friend, I am Mr. Marvin K.T Cheung from hang seng Bank hong kong, there is the sum of $30,000,000.00 in my bank and i need you to work together with me to claim it, and we shall then share in the ratio of 60% for me, 40% for you. If interested please contact me as soon as possible for further details. "
THIS IS GONNA BE SICK! AHAHAHA YEAH! YAY! MONEY! MONEEEY! I’m gonna buy my own theme park, and I’m not gonna let anybody else in, especially Stan and Kyle! YAY!
Oct 30, 2009 5:02 pm - ... If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time.
Oct 22, 2009 2:34 pm - So I jump ship in Hong Kong... ...and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock.
So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald...
So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga.
So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin’ for me... which is nice.