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(29 votes) Published: Nov 05, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 726 times
Alright, it’s easy to do and doesn’t require much thought, but I thought I’d put it up anyway. Take a large quantity of dairy product (butter, milk, cheese, etc.) or meat and place it in a completely inaccesible part of somebody’s house/yard (just under a sewer grate, in the very very back of a messy closet, at the bottom of a full clothes hamper, or under the kitchen/bathroo sink)
No. Really, that’s it. A rump roast under the sink. It’ll take them days to figure out where the hell it is.
This also works great under peoples’ car seats or especially in their trunks (since most trunks aren’t airtight, they’ll be able to smell it rotting from inside the car)