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(45 votes) Published: Nov 30, 2002 12:00 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 566 times
Place an ad in many locations:
L CAT $200 REWARD
The address of your target completes the ad.
It should be as indistinct as possible to ensure a large number of people appearing at the door saying,"I found yor cat. Give me the money."
As an extra, suspend an old fish outside their bedroom window by a piece of fishing line out of reach.
The cats will be rapidly abandoned and this will get them to stay nearby, fighting, yowling and screwing to keep them awake.