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(49 votes) Published: Dec 01, 2002 12:00 a.m. Viewed 711 times
I always make the best pranks. ANyway. Onto the prank. Lets go to the prank. Lets begin the prank. Ontu fu bge pranke!
First, you will need a bucket of water, cement, a banana, potassium permanganate, glycerine, deoderant, newspaper, and a bag of flour. First, throw away the banana and cement. Next, take the news paper and cut it up into long strips. Mix the flour with water to make a paste. Dip the news paper strips in the paste and begin making a paper mache box with a top to put on it. Next take the deoderant and shave it up into small shavings. Put the shavings into the box. Take the potssium permaganate and glycerine and mix them tougether into the box. The box will start flaming. Go put this on youre neighbors front door and ring the bell. Watch the fireworks. Observe as he carefully calls the police. Soothe yourself as you see yourself get arrested and goto jail. Silently view as a large inmate slowly pulls out his wang and knocks you on your back and removes your pants. Enjoy as he slowly moves into you, ripping your #*@! apart and destroying tissue causing immense pain as you never felt as it goes on for hours. I hopw this teaches you guys not to be a dumbass, you stupid #*@!s.
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